Incorrect That 70s Show Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.
Hyde: How much you got?
Jackie: Nothing.
Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?
Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.
*phone call*
Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!
Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.
Kelso: Fine... wait, who?
*Jackie hangs up the phone*
Jackie, opens the door: You're late.
Hyde: Missed me, doll?
Hyde: Am I in trouble?
Jackie: Take a guess.
Hyde: No?
Jackie: Take another guess.
Eric: Ooh, we're like a big happy family!
Eric: And I'm the dad, and Donna is the mom...
Donna: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Fez: I know you're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not... I'll be the gay emo cousin.
Kelso: I will be the son, the hot shot whose only dream is to be a star.
Hyde: I feel like I'd be a... fresh outta jail uncle.
Jackie: And I'm the sassy aunt... who talks shit about everyone.
Donna: Being your friend is like starring a soap opera. The drama never ends.
Jackie: Well, if anything, I'm the star, and you're... there.
Donna: So, are you in?
Jackie: Yeah, ruining men's lives is my favorite sport after cheerleading.
Kelso: Jackie is not answering my calls. She's ignoring me.
Hyde: Allow me.
Kelso: Hyde, I called her seven times, what makes you think-
Jackie's voice on Hyde’s phone: Hey babe...
Jackie: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Kelso: I went out with you.
Jackie: That's because my standards are too low.
Donna: You’re so judgemental.
Jackie: Well, so are you.
Donna: *pauses*
Donna: Wow, we really are bitches.
Jackie: Embrace it, Donna.
Eric, surprised: So, you proposed to her?
Hyde: Yeah.
Eric, still surprised: And she said no?
Hyde, shoulders slumping: Yeah.
Eric: Wow.
Hyde: Why are you so surprised? Can't believe she said no?
Eric, laughing: Nah, I can't believe you asked.
[...]
Donna, skeptical: So, he proposed to you?
Jackie: Yeah, out of nowhere.
Donna, still skeptical: And you said no?
Jackie, rolling her eyes: Yeah.
Donna: Wow.
Jackie: Why are you being weird? Do you think I'm lying?
Donna, laughing: Kind of. Never thought you'd say no.
*in jail, after girl's night ended badly*
Jackie: Let me go!
Jackie: What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Donna: Jackie, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
Brooke: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Jackie: Sometimes I forget my friends actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.
*after their first date*
Kelso: So, I think we should just be friends...
Jackie, sighing out of relief: Thank God you said it first, I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.
Kelso:
Jackie: Can you give me Hyde's number?
Hyde: Oh, fuck! I cut my finger.
Jackie: Here, let me kiss it better.
Hyde, nervous: Oh, uh... ok.
[...]
Hyde: Donna, I need you to punch me in the mouth.
Donna: Should I ask?
Hyde: No.
Donna: Ok, let's go.
*taking her mugshots*
Officer: Name?
Jackie: Jacqueline B. Burkhart.
Officer: What does the "B" stand for?
Jackie: Beautiful.
Hyde: Somebody asked me why I'm so mean to Jackie, a girl I just met.
Hyde: That's because I'm dedicated to the enemies to lovers trope.
Hyde: I cut out the middleman by making her my mortal enemy.
Hyde: I don't want my life to feel like a movie, I want it to feel like a 300 page romance novel.
Hyde: That's also why I keep making horrible decisions, 'cause I have to make sure the readers are interested in the main character that I've delusionally convinced myself that I am.
Hyde: Otherwise, they'll put the book down. And then, who am I supposed to entertain? Myself? Ugh, I hate that guy.
Jackie: I don't like it when we're fighting.
Hyde: So?
Jackie, sarcastically: So?
Jackie, angry: So you better apologize to me and admit you were wrong so I can forgive you!
Hyde, high as a kite: Hey Jackie, are you up?
Jackie, yawning: What is it, Steven? It's almost 4 AM.
Hyde: Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Jackie: What?
Hyde: I was thinking, I've never seen a baby pigeon. What if all the pigeons we can see are babies and somewhere around here there's a big, massive pigeon?
Jackie: Steven... it's 4 AM! Go to sleep.
Jackie: Steven, I'm gonna be straight with you.
Hyde, confused: Ok.
Jackie: I wanna hook up with you. Can you please hit on me so we can get started?
Hyde, smirking: Come here often?
Interviewer: What are your interests?
Jackie: Fashion. Manipulating people. Being the center of attention.