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rodent queens eat their offspring dashbord

👑 rat-queen

hungry

🔄👑 rat-queen

hungry again

🔄💀 drone243-deactivated387421

omg all you ever do is eat we’re tired

🔄👑 rat-queen

less hungry

🐧 nun-of-ur-buisness follow

going on a spiritual journey to the tundra, wish me luck.

🔄👩 normal-human follow

wow thajts awesome! coordinates?

🎀 tumballerina follow

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ liveblog my trip to the bank!

🔄🎀 tumballerina follow

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS

☂️ jo-schmo

Anyone else notice the weird yellow thing in the sky??

🔄🗣️ urmum420 follow

you mean the sun lmao

🔄☂️ jo-schmo

No??????

This thing

🔄🥗 karlmarxinflationkink

hey op what the fuck are you talking about

📰 this-just-in follow

An odd tealish winged creature has been spotted kidnapping citizens from various parts of the globe. Nobody is sure of what this creature is, where it comes from, or it’s intensions, but it is known that the creature has been spotted flying into a large hive-like structure.

🔄☂️ jo-schmo

SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS

🐝 builtdifferent

hey guys i heard its like, really good weather to go outside and plant crops on a farm? idk lol

🔄👩 normal-human follow

FUCK WRONG BLOG

bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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🐝​ sillywasp Follow

This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

🐝​ sillywasp Follow

Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

🐝 sillywasp Follow

Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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🦗​ crashopper Follow

HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

​🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

🪰​​ d1ptteraaaaa Follow

Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

🪲​ shiny-turd Follow

Then why is your blog full of vore

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Can't a man have a fetish

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🐜​ cottagecore-gate Follow

Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

🐞​ godslittlecow Follow

:3c

🐜​ cottagecore-gate Follow

dont you FUCKIGN dare

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🕸️​ sneakyspidey Follow

*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

🦋​ bread-and-butter-fly Follow

Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

🦂​ pseudoabdomen Follow

why do you know so much about ants

🦋​ bread-and-butter-fly Follow

I tricked ants into raising me

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Isnt that a little exploitative?

🪳 thecrawlerrrrrr Follow

Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Youre a termite of course youd say that

🪳 thecrawlerrrrrr Follow

That's so fucking racist???

🐛 fluffyfellow Follow

lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

🦂​ pseudoabdomen Follow

IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

🦋​ bread-and-butter-fly Follow

Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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​ What have you MANIACS done to my post