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Story Idea

A story/movie that pretends it’s a horror story/film, but isn’t really. The main charcater seems like they’re terrified of the monster but they’re really just a clean freak and really squeamish about blood.

Like, this person is totally cool with the monster living in the house and going all murder-happy on others. They’re just horified by the mess and the blood and gore the monster leaves in its wake, and this person is just like: “Could you maybe, I don’t know, NOT leave such a huge mess? I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to get bloodstains out of shag carpet? And how on earth did you manage to get blood on the ceiling?! How am I supposed to clean that?! Not to mention the fact that you broke down two seperate walls, plus the stained glass window in the entry hall. Do you have any idea how much that will cost to get fixed?

And the monster feels bad about causing this one human so much trouble so it tries to be more careful about not knocking over the expensive décor, and the human designates a room where it can bring its prey to so that the mess it causes when it eats is confined to one room and the human knows not to go in there because of the blood and they get some nice air freshener so that the area near that room doesn’t smell so bad.

And the two of them make the whole living together thing work.

If anyone writes or finds a story like this, hmu.