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If there’s one thing that I’ve learnt while traveling the sea, it’s that prophecies can really range from being the silliest of tales to the most horrific things you will ever of having the dismay of laying your eyes on
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Like I’ll visit one castle and their prophecy will be ‘It’s been destined that the beacon will use this frog to predict the future so we can prepare for it :)’ and then the next castle I visit will have a prophecy like ‘It is been foretold from centuries past that the beacon shall arrive and save us from a plague that has been taunting us since ancient time. Through sacrifical ritual, they shall free us from this torment’
#like who is coming up with these #are you guys doing okay???
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I heard there’s hot singles at the bottom of the God Mouth
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out of the way boys I’m about to GET IT
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got trapped in unending darkness surrounded by voices
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I’m currently traveling through the Purple Peaks and it’s absolutely gorgeous here! I have no idea why there seems to be so few people living here, it seems wonderful!
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GIANT CRAB, GIANT CRAB, GIANT CRAB-
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Does anyone else feel like the surface god is just toying with you how they please. They think they’re so funny. Well I’m about to be hilarious
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this feels so threatening, are you doing okay op?
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Being alive is so wonderful because there is so many beautiful places in the ocean you can explore and so many fascinating creatures you can see. However there are also the unending horrors
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The Blue Hills
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GUYS I MIGHT BE GOING INSANE BUT I’M CURRENTLY OUTSIDE TRAINING AND I SWEAR I JUST SAW ONE OF THE RULERS AT MY CASTLE GO FLYING OUT THE CASTLE WINDOW
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NOT INSANE, A GROUP OF HIS PEOPLE JUST CAME SWIMMING OUT CALLING AFTER HIM, OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATH
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UPDATE: THEY’RE COMING BACK WITH HIM NOW AND HE MUST HAVE FALLEN INTO A SCHOOL OF PRETTY VICIOUS FISH CAUSE HE’S COVERED IN BITE MARKS AND THERE’S STILL ONE BITING HIM. I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO CRACK A RIB
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Alright guys which mini god from the ones y’all know about do you think you could take
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IN A FIGHT IN A FIGHT IN A FIGHT
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Blocked blocked blocked. None of you are seeing the light of the surface
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Life is so fucking unfair cause kelp dragons are SO beautiful and magnificent and enchanting and I would do ANYTHING to get up close to or even pet one, but the moment one would see me they would immediately try to swallow me whole like a shrimp
#they’re so pretty and for what #AND FOR WHAT?! #I just want to give them a little kiss on top of your head… #is that too much to ask?
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THE BEACON IS TWENTY???
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THEY SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB…
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h
HUH?
🎼 beautifulabyss Follow
I’m sorry, the beacon is WHAT?
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🪸 classycoral Follow
No because like my castle’s prophecy is nearing 200 years old and I’ve met a ton of people whose prophecies are over twice that age. How in the name of the Surface God are they only 20?
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Okay this post just unlocked some long dormant memories in my brain and if I don’t talk about it with someone outside my castle I think I’ll lose my mind so you guys better be sitting down.
For some context: until around 7-8 years ago, my people were under almost constant threat of these giant sea snakes because they had unknowingly killed the head of their den. Savage things. Would take any opportunity to attack us. We couldn’t even find a new castle cause they would follow us everywhere. Because of all this, our elders ended up creating a prophecy, which stated that the Beacon would eat the carcass of the head snake, causing the rest of the sea snakes to leave us alone.
So when I was like 13, the Beacon had arrived at our castle to fulfil our prophecy, and as you can expect, we were all very excited and I remember trying to get to the front of the crowd as fast as possible to see them. They were like nothing I have ever seen before and have seen since, we all were in complete awe of them. However, the thing about them that ended up surprising me the most was that they were young. Like, pretty damn young. They looked a little younger than me. So while our monarch quickly went to make sure all the preparations were complete, they entrusted my parents with making sure the Beacon was comfortable, giving my family the opportunity to have small chat with them. Curiousity getting the better of me, I asked how old they were. 13. They said they’re 13 years old. They were MY age. I didn’t know what to do at that point and basically throughout the entire time our prophecy was being completed, my mind was just stuck thinking about if I was destined to eat that giant smelly snake
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Ex
EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME???
🎼 beautifulabyss Follow
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
♠️ mistressofthedarkseas Follow
I need a whole day to fully process that prophecy alone what in the actual fuck
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Did…
…did they eat the snake carcass?
🌱 seaweed-brains Follow
THE WHOLE THING…
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and people still think I was exaggerating about how wild prophecies are. How in the entire sea does being attacked by sea snakes lead to the Beacon needing to eat a giant carcass? Who is coming up with these solutions? Show me their workings
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The Beacon arriving at another castle to help people fulfil their prophecy, only to find that it’s another one written by freaks:
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…the beacon is real?
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HELLO?
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Sandy get back here right now what do u MEAN you didn’t know the Beacon was real???
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MY PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS SAID THE BEACON WAS JUST PART OF ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY…we were always told growing up that prophecies and the lot were just stories and such. You’re telling me that there’s actually a divine being going around helping people by eating snakes and stuff???
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Y E A H
🐚 sandyshells Follow
WHAT THE HELL
♠️ mistressofthedarkseas Follow
This whole post is a mess holy shit
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TIMMY!!
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Im tired of people saying "omg oh no youtube banned ad blockers" and s*it like that, Youtube banned ad blockers for a VALID RESON, it was because youtube was losing money, BIG CORPORATIONS DO NOT EARN MONEY FROM 3RD PARTY ADDONS, if you REALLY dont want to see ads on your youtube videos just buy youtube premium, is it REALLY that hard to to pay a few dollars per month to not view ads?
Yall are crazy.
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Agreed
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One, op supports a company which values money over its own user base.
Two, youtube is multimillion dollar company, so a few people using ad blockers is not enough to make it lose money.
Three, the deactivated account who rebloged this is a living ad, which means she agrees by default.
Four, youtube premium is a paid service while some ad blockers are free, so naturally most people would choose the free option over the paid one.
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Shut up Jimmy!
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I hope my electo-magnetic particle accelerater wins the special ed science fair this weekend!☺
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you’ve got to be fu*king kidding me
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Suck it bi**h
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serves you right for someone who stole my name
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MICROAGGRESSION!
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What did I even say
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some weird a** shark tried to jump on top of libby today smh
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was she playing a weird whistle?
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Yea, why?
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@mimzy GET ME A HARPOON!
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are we gona hit jimmy in the head with it boss?
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no you idiot WERE GOING SHARK HUNTING!
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Oh boy, are we gona hunt the same one that r**ed you?
🍎 nathant_pots Follow SHUT UP MIMSY!
🌸 libby Follow
THE SAME ONE THAT WHAT!?
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Reblog if you're someone special
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Stfu
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look guys, my boss is an artist!
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MIMSY YOU WERE'NT SUPPOSED TO POST THAT!
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Why am i on fire
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