Fallout Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Sole: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Nick: You’re a hazard to society

Deacon: And a coward. Do twenty


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10 months ago

reblogging this because i do NOT remember writing this. comedy gold.

Sole boarding the prydwen: back at it here at Krispy Kream *does a backflip*


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7 months ago

Nate: Shut up.

Courier: YOU shut up.

Nate: That's why your shoes are raggedy.

Courier: That's why your wife is dead.

(NATE GASPS DRAMATICALLY)

Courier: Dead as hell.

What shoes she got on?

What shoes she had on in her casket?

Nate: (PREPARES FATMAN)


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5 months ago

How the Fandom treats Nate after "the tweet"...

Nate: If there's something wrong with me that I don't know about, then you owe it to me as my Girlfriend to tell me!

Piper: Alright Blue. You're a narcissist, you're a sociopath, you're probably a psychopath...

(ELEVATOR GOES DOWN)

You're paranoid, sexist, and you make fun of the elderly.

Nate: Those are just Quirks!


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