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i need a pretty girl sat in my lap to take my glasses off my face and clean them for me
if one more person tells me love comes when you least expect it i’m gonna commit a crime
and its always the ones who haven’t been single a day in their life since they turned 16
Imagine laying on your back on the couch and she just walks up to you and lays on top of you, burying her face in the crook of your neck, and sighing happily as she closes her eyes and snuggles a little closer.
something I’ve been thinking about recently is being a girl’s private store of photos that she can take out and admire whenever she wants.
like yeah, of course she gets the goofy ones. the ones with me at an arcade doing a celebratory pose because of my high score on the simpsons pinball game. the ones where we were at a party and I was taking shots through a shrek mask. the ones where she comes to my games and I hug her in full sweaty goalie gear and we’re both smiling so big.
but also:
the ones she takes in the mirror while she’s riding my strap, positioned just so you can see my hands digging into her hips, the shine between her legs, the barest hint of the sounds on her lips. the ones when I conk out naked and sprawled on my stomach, my back a patchwork mess of scratches and fingertip bruises. the ones where I’m knelt between her legs looking up, so utterly drunk on the taste of her that I looked as blissfully fucked out as she does.
just…food for thought
bought some new rings today i’m feeling extra butch with a skull ring on my middle finger 😻
do we fuck with the carabiner, just bought 2 more keychains they’re coming next week 🤞
quiet masc and loud fem in public, talkative masc and whimpering fem in bed 🤞
pspspspsp fems who moan when i talk dirty pspspspsp
you know what sucks, that i don’t have any lesbian asks in my inbox, bit disgraceful if u ask me 🤷♀️
you know when carl gallagher said “i literally think about sex 70,000 times a day” sigh me too
the fact there’s absolutely not one lesbian in my dms is disgraceful
do we fuck with butch tummy?
i’m impatient couldn’t be arsed to wait for ppl to vote on the poll, ENJOY THE FACE REVEAL
ME N WHO?!????
straightened my hair😱
playfighting that gets a bit rough and we’re both bloody and bruised then we’re just standing in front of each other breathing heavily until one of us breaks which leads to a nasty make out sesh before we’re in bed covering the sheets in blood
can’t get over this photo i just took
am i still hot and fuckable in my shrek pyjamas