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I've been waking up at 5am in the morning for the last 4 years, and this certainly is the ferret I resonate with.



Now that it's November 1st, the illustrious ferret in its winter coat.
Floomf.
SPEEENNN!!

Ferret skipped Thanksgiving
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

Ferret skipped Thanksgiving
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

For Christmas I gift you, one ferret.
Use it wisely upon your journeys
When you're yelling at me, just know this is who you're being mean to.

clown ferret
When you're yelling at me, just know this is who you're being mean to.

clown ferret

washing the Stinky Slinky™️

HAII!! HII!! HEWWO!! HIIIII!! HAIII!! :33333
I'm legit writing a fanfic about her ferret from your last post and Marcel fighting for attention while shes running around trynna get her school work done-
More Clarisse La Rue Headcanons-
•Shes great at baking/cooking •She has two mortal friends, Called Devin and Amelie •Her favourite foods are Crépes, Apple pies and Spaghetti •Her favourite songs are Hayloft, Mary on a cross and Nobody •Her favourite singers are Mitski and Indila •She was born on the 11th of January •Her aesthetic is both scholary and theatre academia, with a slight bit of art hoe in there •Her favourite book is "The Flowers Of Evil" •Her grandfather was a strict Catholic and did not approve of her father at all •She has a cat called Marcel •Her favourite movies are Les Misérables and Enola Holmes •Shes great at art
Thats it for now
So.....
We know that Buckbeak was constantly fed with ferrets
And we know that Draco was transformed into a ferret
AND we know that Buckbeak attacked Draco...
Coincidence?
I think not
So.....
We know that Buckbeak was constantly fed with ferrets
And we know that Draco was transformed into a ferret
AND we know that Buckbeak attacked Draco...
Coincidence?
I think not

clown ferret
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️