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Dirty Talk or Degradation? [Vaguely awkward first thing to send in, but hello!]
Let’s Play A Game of This Or That? (NSFW Edition)

“Dirty talk. Few things entertain me more than bringing my partner down a peg or three by reminding them of their place but sometimes I get carried away. I can get a little too mean to handle...” Roman sighs. Dirty talk was putting it lightly; Roman Sionis had a filthy tongue and was proud of it, whispering all sorts of sinful words into his lover’s ears. He’d say them out loud too, uncaring of anybody who overheard what was going on. “Degrading’s a lot more fun but it’s hard unless you’re with the sort of person who won’t take it so personally. Unless you straight up don’t give a shit, then good luck getting them back into bed again anytime soon but I prefer it when everybody’s happy so I’ll play nice when I have to. I won’t be so nice if anybody thinks they can get away with doing that to me though.”
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It’s a bit pointless to Roman. All’s fair in love and war is very much a saying he lives by, that’s there’s nothing ‘gentlemanly’ about being a criminal because if you’re going to be one, you might as well go all the way because imposing limits upon yourself is only something other people will try to use against you. Crime Lords are by definition the top of the food chain and none of them, not even Falone or Maroni, got there by having clean hands. They’re all bloody, awash with dirty money after crawling up a mountain of betrayal, violence and sin and no silly dreams about criminals being gentlemen or having ‘codes’ make that any better. Romantic maybe, but they’re still just dreams regardless. Roman is completely honest about his being as far from a gentleman as a man can possibly be. He’s crude, aggressive and not at all pleasant, ruthless even to his own men when they fail to carry out his orders. He won’t go out of his way to cause harm to some random bystander but if they get in his way, he won’t hesitate if that’s what he has to do to win. Roman will do whatever it takes in order to succeed and relies on his reputation to make his enemies think thrice before crossing him. It’s the reason he’s been able to get this far, stooping to levels even his predecessors wouldn’t. That being said, his crimes are largely practical in nature. Roman has no quarrel with young children and won’t be cruel to them for fun - there’s no challenge in it, not like adults who at least stand some chance of fighting back and/or escaping.
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He doesn’t say anything, rather he screams an inhuman curse and clobbers her with the closest avaliable object.
I like you / I hate you / I dislike you / I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me / You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person what the fuck you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /