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Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

“I don’t get how he did it. How’d that nerd manage to bag two amazing henchwomen?” Roman grumbled, at last beginning to show the faintest signs of inebriation. Echo and Query - or was it Query and Echo? Either way the pair were known even to Black Mask’s gang as the Riddler’s henchwomen. Wanted by the GCPD before and after becoming his accomplices, the two had a long history of committing crimes up and down the city and it was well known they were as tough as they were smart. Skilled in combat and the usage of firearms, it made sense they provided the muscle since the Riddler favoured mind over matter, not that the girls weren’t capable of putting their minds to good use either. ”Never met them personally but from what I’ve heard, I’d probably like ‘em. Women after my own heart and all that.”

Dirty Talk or Degradation? [Vaguely awkward first thing to send in, but hello!]

Let’s Play A Game of This Or That? (NSFW Edition)

“Dirty talk. Few things entertain me more than bringing my partner down a peg or three by reminding them of their place but sometimes I get carried away. I can get a little too mean to handle...” Roman sighs. Dirty talk was putting it lightly; Roman Sionis had a filthy tongue and was proud of it, whispering all sorts of sinful words into his lover’s ears. He’d say them out loud too, uncaring of anybody who overheard what was going on. “Degrading’s a lot more fun but it’s hard unless you’re with the sort of person who won’t take it so personally. Unless you straight up don’t give a shit, then good luck getting them back into bed again anytime soon but I prefer it when everybody’s happy so I’ll play nice when I have to. I won’t be so nice if anybody thinks they can get away with doing that to me though.”