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The second numbers as dads
Crashman:
-absolutely not qualified to be a parent but tries his best
-"holy fuck my dad will kill me" or is very open for talking when you've fucked up. No inbetween.
-Always there to listen to you when you're sad
-if he ever catches wind of you getting bullied at school he'll personally make sure they'll never even look in your direction again
-very clumsy so usually you end up having to do cleaning/ cooking
-for your own safety, leave him alone when he's mad
Quickman:
- second worst parental role model, next to crash
-he's the cool dad who hangs out with the chillest people and goes to cool events that you can't come to bc you're still too young
-will definitely try to get you into his interests (racing) by all means, will take you along to watch competitions
-won't admit it but he loves hugs
-definitely cares about you, tends to forget to spend time with you though
Flashman:
-probably the most responsible parent out of all the others
-he's pretty strict when it comes to things like bedtime or going out
-loves you a lot and will show it in form of all means of affection, usually hugs
-often uses terms like "bud" or "sports"
-"we have food at home"
-loves photography, hopes to get you interested as well, will take you hiking or just on a stroll through the woods
-amazing teacher and incredibly smart, will give you answers to all your questions and help you with your homework
Metalman:
-he may look shady, but is actually a pretty cool parent
-hes the reason people don't fuck with you though, he hates violence but if anyone fucks with you they'll probably end up missing
-surprisingly good cook
-dislikes physical affections, but he will show you that he cares in form of his actions
-"i really don't care at what time you come home, just be safe and have fun"
-extremely loose on rules, but still manages to be a good parent and raise a decent kid
-just don't make him mad, if you continuously misbehave he'll find a way to get you disciplined
Heatman:
-will probably give you all the wrong advice, even if he means well
-doesn't care that much about your grades, he only wants you to have a good life
-regular barbeques in the garden
-has definitely torched the house down before
-there's like 10 ac's in the house due to him accidentally making it a living grill
-winter cuddles
Bubbleman:
-tries way too hard
-he only wants the best for you
-will cry if you hug him
-overprotective
-always makes sure youre doing alright, if you're down he'll make you tea and food and probably watch a movie with you
-not strict enough in fear you'll hate him
-(puberty will be a complete nightmare for the poor guy)
-takes up the bathroom for way too long, has fallen asleep in the bathtub before
Woodman:
-where does he get all his energy from? No idea
-"get off your phone, the weather is great outside, you should go play"
-plant dad, has like 30 different plants and flowers around the house
-doesn't allow pets for two reasons:
They'd mess with his plants, and thinks animals should live freely
-also has a garden where he grows all kinds of fruits and vegetables
-food is always fresh, his cooking is the best, makes sure you're getting a balanced diet
-recycling is a must, he'll whoop you if you litter outside as well
-you once killed a spider and he stayed mad/ sad for the rest of the day
Airman:
-newspapers and coffee kind of dad
-if you ask him something he'll either tell you to look it up or will talk about it for at least 2 hours, no inbetween
-dont scratch his ego, he takes pride in everything he does
-cleaning freak, will keep every corner of the house dust-free
-"go clean your room" "but i already cleaned it yesterday!"
- he'll try to raise a "perfect" child, might not realize what kind of pressure he puts you under
- in the end he just wants you to do well in the future
Flash is a gift we don't deserve
I love this man so much look at he,,
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What if some early simple designed robots had a more fancy design like in MM&B? Here's Flashman