Flat Fuck Friday - Tumblr Posts
can’t believe y’all forgot the og
PLEASE REBLOG! LIKES DO NOTHING!!!
Yall became drunk with power once daily events (posts (out of touch thursday) ) became a thing. Now every other day i see a new reblog event. Sluts for sodomy sunday. Toby wednesday. Frit fly friday. When will this madness end? Is out of touch thursday not enough? Fingers in his ass sunday? What happened to the sanctity of these days? Now everyone has established a day in a desperate attempt to stat a meme, start a movement. To become more powerful than the gods that made you. If every day is special, none of them are. Greed has corrupted this wretched site and all that matters is the next slut wednesday.
Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??
They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance
But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.
Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.
Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat
They also like to sleep in groups
Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons
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Flat ffffuck fffridayy
You know what day it is
Flat Fuck Friday
the tragedy
Never forget what the United States Air Force took from us. We could’ve been great
The flattest of fucks
My mother and I have two masters degrees between us and yet somehow we could not figure out if frogs have lungs or not.
Can you help settle the debate?
All frogs have lungs except one! The bizarre Barbourula kalimantanensis is the only known frog to lack lungs. It makes up for this by being heckin' flat, basically imitating the bizarre pipids.
New flat fuck alert
First tumblr post after years woooo!! happy flat fuck friday guys I love this day
