Fma Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Ed: I have no parental figure telling me not to fight a squid.

Roy, Riza, everyone in the Mustang squad, Alex Louis Armstrong, Maria Ross, Denny Brosh, Heinkel, Darius: It’s us. We’re your parental figures. Don’t fight a squid.

ed: man i'm so tired roy: hi tired, i'm dad ed: roy: wait no

“Hmm, sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t let you do. Good thing I’m your Commanding Officer!”

— Roy, to Ed and Al

ed, crawling back into a hotel room after sneaking out: hawkeye, waiting for him: where were you? ed: uh... with the colonel? mustang, flicking on a lamp: try again.

team mustang game night

falman: never have i ever peed sitting down

breda: come on dude that’s boring

havoc: yeah watch this. never have i ever committed a war crime

roy:

riza:

roy: you KNOW im sensitive abotu that how could you say me that

roy, after ed did something reckless again: that's it! you're grounded! get on top of the fridge!

ed, climbing up said fridge: this office is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE