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okay okay, but like WHAT IFFFFFFF in a fnaf Missing Children!survive they all meet up like in IT??? Like they’re all older (18 to 24 years old) so like what if I spent like my whole weekend writing it??? What if I spend my whole week writing it??? Tell me if a should - but I probably will anyways - SO ANYWAYS under this there will be some of my missing children!survive headcannons also how old I think the missing children are (this includes Andrew and Evan/Chris/Cc/Idk but not Elizabeth or Charlie bc I don’t feel like they would go- also idk how to include ‘em)
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Cassidy for sure becomes a CIA/FBI agent or detective -
Susie ofc becomes a baker
Jeremy becomes a teacher(math or English)
Andrew would also become a cop or detective - maybe even a doctor though I’m not abt that-
Evan would still be getting his bachelor degree
Fritz would become a sailor OR a writer
Gabriel would become a teacher for sure
they all have a bunch of scars- like a BUNCH
fritz is missing an eye
cassidy and fritz both feel like the other betrayed them (I’ll explain more in the fanfic if I write it)
Andrew is the oldest
cassidy is STILL hella angry
susie has a prosthetic arm
Evan sometimes has horrible HORRIBLE headaches
Gabriel has a prosthetic leg
Jeremy sometimes has extreme trouble breathing/talking(and has a scar on his neck, leg, foot, and arm)
Andrew has a scar through his face and is partly blind in one eye
Susie and Jeremy still kept in touch even after they all stopped being friends/talking to eachother
OKAY! NOW AGE HEADCANNONS YOUNGEST TO OLDEST
Evan - past: 6 - during fanfic: 18
Susie - past: 10 - during fanfic: 22
Jeremy - same as above
Fritz - past: 11 - during fanfic: 23
Gabriel - past: 12 - during fanfic: 24
Cassidy - same as above
Andrew- same as above
mk - so like I wrote a bit of it and chose to take away Andrew from it bc I got bored and forgor abt him heres a preview
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12 years.
Thats how long they’ve been haunted by a shared memory, a memory that is physically and mentally is carved onto them. It’s been 11 since they last saw each other in person.
Though it was always in the back of her mind, like a parasite, Cassidy walked away from the damned experience as a whole.
Susie clung onto it like it was her life’s purpose. Swearing that if she forgot it the monster of a man that started it all would get his satisfaction.
Jeremy tried to forget, though other aspects of his life didn’t let him forget. Other people. He didn’t mind it, definitely not if it was Susie.
Gabriel couldn’t forget. How could he forget something that is physically ingrained onto his body?
He had forgotten, he had chosen to forget the most part of that horrid day. Fritz chose to forget the blood and the pain. But he couldn’t forget the look on the rabbits face.
Evan hated his father. Evan hated his sister too. He hated his family, Michael was okay. He had apologized so many times, but nothing could be done to reverse what happened when he was six.
It had been a couple of weeks since the so called ‘anniversary’ of the whole ordeal, and Susie had called Jeremy multiple times about getting the old group back together - and Evan too of course, as an honorary member.
Jeremy had tried to convince her not to do it -
“It’ll only bring back bad memories for them,” he’d say
“But we haven’t seen each other in a decade or so!” Susie would retaliate
. . .
Okay maybe it wasn’t the best idea, but he agreed. He agreed because he wanted to see Fritz again, and Cass, oh and good ol’ Gabriel- how good friends they were back in the 80’s - best friends.
They called Gabriel first- he was the oldest (only a month older than Cassidy, but he sweared on his life that it counted), the leader of the group when they were only children, so maybe if they got him onboard everyone else would follow.
“Hello, is this Gabriel?-“
“This is he, who’s asking?”
“It’s Jeremy - oh and Susie too. - uhm, we were friend back in ‘87-
“Yes I remember. Why do you call?
“We’re hosting a get together. With the whole group, wondering if you’d like to-
“When?
“Next Wednesday can you c-
“I’ll be there, let’s meet at 3:30 that coffee shop the adults used to go to”
“Okay - bye.
. . .
He agreed, that was good - now they just needed to get Cassidy on board, though that wouldn’t be hard. Gabriel is probably already telling her, and she’ll tell Evan and Fritz - probably. Hopefully.
okay okay, but like WHAT IFFFFFFF in a fnaf Missing Children!survive they all meet up like in IT??? Like they’re all older (18 to 24 years old) so like what if I spent like my whole weekend writing it??? What if I spend my whole week writing it??? Tell me if a should - but I probably will anyways - SO ANYWAYS under this there will be some of my missing children!survive headcannons also how old I think the missing children are (this includes Andrew and Evan/Chris/Cc/Idk but not Elizabeth or Charlie bc I don’t feel like they would go- also idk how to include ‘em)
| V
Cassidy for sure becomes a CIA/FBI agent or detective -
Susie ofc becomes a baker
Jeremy becomes a teacher(math or English)
Andrew would also become a cop or detective - maybe even a doctor though I’m not abt that-
Evan would still be getting his bachelor degree
Fritz would become a sailor OR a writer
Gabriel would become a teacher for sure
they all have a bunch of scars- like a BUNCH
fritz is missing an eye
cassidy and fritz both feel like the other betrayed them (I’ll explain more in the fanfic if I write it)
Andrew is the oldest
cassidy is STILL hella angry
susie has a prosthetic arm
Evan sometimes has horrible HORRIBLE headaches
Gabriel has a prosthetic leg
Jeremy sometimes has extreme trouble breathing/talking(and has a scar on his neck, leg, foot, and arm)
Andrew has a scar through his face and is partly blind in one eye
Susie and Jeremy still kept in touch even after they all stopped being friends/talking to eachother
OKAY! NOW AGE HEADCANNONS YOUNGEST TO OLDEST
Evan - past: 6 - during fanfic: 18
Susie - past: 10 - during fanfic: 22
Jeremy - same as above
Fritz - past: 11 - during fanfic: 23
Gabriel - past: 12 - during fanfic: 24
Cassidy - same as above
Andrew- same as above
i hate the origin of Sun and Moon in tales from the pizzaplex! like, theater animatronics? this I can believe, that they TWO were never the daycare attendants together? this I can't believe! if they didn't want to include him in the daycare, why the fuck do they have merchandise, posters, soft toys and sweets with his brand??? more like a plot hole than something that makes sense!!
I can't be the only one frustrated with the fact that NOBODY seems to be talking about the new Candy Cadet story in Ruin, it's not even that hard to activate him! like, seriously, why isn't anyone talking about the story he tells, about a mother and a son, why don't I see even one of the theory channels talking about this strange story?? Why is everyone ignoring him and treating him as if he doesn't exist???
FNAF HOT TAKE: I hate what the SL did to fnaf4. TDLR at the bottom
Really most of this comes down to mike being the protag of 4. I've accepted it by now, but it still pisses me off. Mostly because all of the separate parts feel off now. Why are we so tiny? Why are the robots grotesquely morbid? The cutscenes/minigames? THE HOSPITAL PROPERTY?? It made since being a child's nightmares leading up to their death. BUT NOOO, Now it's all just "OOOoOOoOOh Williamn did all this cuz Mikey killed his baby who he could hypothetically bring back but doesn't OOOooOooOoo-" Like bro. Now it's 100% Canon in my mind that William just chloroformed mike, dragged him to the sister location, didn't elaborate to ANY of the workers and robots, and progressively stole hospital equipment to gaslight his son ,who lets be reasonable for once, Already felt like shit because of that.
TLDR: Scottcon made fnaf 4 off the walls crazy to explain, and this cannon:
Willam afton canonically shit himself your honor, there is no doubt in my mind, my heart, and my lack of self respect that this is irrefutably canon 
SPOILERS FOR THE FNAF SECURITY BREACH ENDINGS
Ok so after seeing the Afton ending with the underground facility I’m just: very impressed but unsatisfied at the same time.
Molten Freddy is supposedly possessed by multiple children’s spirits (from what i know) and now they fused with all the other possessed animatronics in the FnaF 6 fire, so they are a big mass of angry kids with tentacles.
And when they see William coming from his cryogenic chamber, only for him to immediately try/succeed into possessing the current animatronics so that they kill Gregory, oh they are a n g r y and I think they are on his side
Especially because from what I can understand it, Vanny only kills people to keep William alive
This could be argued by the fact that they don’t seem to purposefully attack Gregory or Glamrock Freddy, they pop out of the ground but attack only if he comes into them, they are otherwise quite harmless to him
Meanwhile when they finally get to Afton, they immediately attack him
You can also take this as a paralel between the ghost kids that make Afton into Springtrap in FnaF 3 and this blob of kids that kill Afton in Security Breach, which is really nice and I adore it tbh.
But come on Scott, you’ve been milking the whole existence of William Afton and the dead kids for 7,almost 8, years
I get it, they are angry and William is a bitch that doesn’t want to accept death, but you can at least go in other directions instead of pulling this burned murder cyborg out of your ass again.
The books have so much interesting material you can play with in the games, I for one would adore to see more of the overall FnaF universe besides the Aftons, and that’s why I actually liked this game. It shows that there’s more in this world than just William Afton and a few pizzerias, this is a full Disney level franchise, with a big audience and merchandise, that has more than one person as staff and the mysteries go further than some possessed animatronics.
In conclusion, I hope that I never see any other Springtrap in this game. Please William, never come back <3
⚠️More FNAF Ranting SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!⚠️
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OKAY so hear me out. A lot of people seemed to be disappointed that Mike Schmidt wasn't Michael Afton, and some people still think he is, but personally I disagree, I think the movie is changing things up a bit and doing their own little thing with the lore which once again I'm fine with! It's Okay!
I'm pretty fuckin positive that Mike Schmidt is Henry's son in the movie version, and Garrett takes Charlie's place, and that the car is a nod to the mini game where we see Afton pull up and kill Charlie outside the Pizza complex.
Also! We still have an Afton prodigy who's trying to stop William Afton, Vanessa. We're pretty sure that Michael Afton was doing everything that William told him to do before he got scooped right? Well I'll bet that's the same thing with her, but perhaps instead her getting fucking stabbed and put into a coma by him is what did the trick instead. OR MAYBE that made her fear of him worse, and she'll still do as he says even though he's dead and trapped in a fuckin rabbit suit.
Also maybe she had two other siblings that are meant to take Elizabeth and the crying child's place too? And the guilt is also why she listens to him, not JUST out of fear??
Who the fuck knows! Hopefully we'll find out if they do make that possible trilogy. :)
Mmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm.
Keeping the entire pizzeria as a trophy from his murders. The brief moment of remorse when he realizes who Mike is and when he stabs Vanessa. Not to mention man's very fucking clearly has a nasty temper under all that snarkiness.
The way that the movie finally finally built some serial killer pathos into William tho