For The Last 2 Years Or So - Tumblr Posts
5 months ago
it's my personal unevidenced belief that your average stark-brand starkphone lasts a decade+ on average and has indestructible nokia reputation and is easy to self-repair and the company's like "tony that's not sustainable financially. tony we need to release a phone every year" and he's like "i can't make it bad. i tried it but it gave me hives. i can't make bad tech it gives me hives" so it's just like that. it has a 5 day battery life it's recycled when you trade it in it doesn't need a case. it comes with iron man themed notification sounds. apple who
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no this was so real tho
you know Tony would do exactly this
because why not
lol it’s his company and name
that’s literally why I’ve been using a Bluetooth keyboard for my MacBook
for the last 2 years or so
since my keyboard on the actual thing broke
and you just know I’ll be charged probably as much to fix that and the battery as I did to pay for the stupid thing
never again apple
MacBooks are history for me
stupid 16 year old me…why would you do this to the 22 year old version of yourself!?!?
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