It's My Personal Unevidenced Belief That Your Average Stark-brand Starkphone Lasts A Decade+ On Average

it's my personal unevidenced belief that your average stark-brand starkphone lasts a decade+ on average and has indestructible nokia reputation and is easy to self-repair and the company's like "tony that's not sustainable financially. tony we need to release a phone every year" and he's like "i can't make it bad. i tried it but it gave me hives. i can't make bad tech it gives me hives" so it's just like that. it has a 5 day battery life it's recycled when you trade it in it doesn't need a case. it comes with iron man themed notification sounds. apple who

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

The funny thing about ao3 being down is I was checking Tumblr for HOURS after my fics wouldn’t load to see if anyone else was having problems, and not a single peep. I finally feel validated that I was in fact not being messed with by some unknown force staging my intervention, but the site was actually down.

What I like to do sometimes to my little cousins when they’re eating is bend down and go, hey this is mine right? This my juice? Then proceed to pretend to go in for a drink. The whole time they sit there giggling and say noooo, that’s my juice. That’s not your juice. And I go oh, it isn’t?

I do this to all five of them, between the ages of 2-8 years old, and every single one laughs when I do it.

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

Five Minutes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58621435 by TheDumbestAvenger “This is the plan, then?” Tony asks. He doesn’t need to have hope in his eyes because the kid has enough for the whole of humanity. “This is the one that works?” Strange's face is already littered with miniscule cracks. He lifts his arms and moves one in a slow circle. As he does, sparks splutter into life, fizzing and spitting until a wobbly portal hangs in the air between them. Tony can’t see Strange behind it, but can hear loud and clear as he chokes on his last word. “Parker…” Peter hesitates. He looks at Tony for advice. What advice does he even have to give? The picture through the sparks is unclear, sort of like TV static. He has no idea where it might be. The portal flickers out for a split second, Strange grunts from the effort of pulling it back. “Go.” The one thing Tony does know is that Strange wouldn’t send Peter anywhere worse than this. That there is no place worse than this. “But what about—” “Go, Peter. Just go. Now!” or; on titan, dr strange sends peter five minutes into the future to avoid him turning to dust. this is their long journey home Words: 24482, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Kraglin Obfonteri Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Fix-It, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Post-Movie: Avengers: Infinity War (2018), The Blip | The Five Years Between Thanos's Snap and Hulk's Snap, picks up from tony and peter on titan, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, space travel read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/58621435