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“what’s the matter, diluc? upset you can’t be owlman because it sounds too close to batman? stop being a cringy vigilante then ✨”
— @frcstwinded
he rolls his eyes, slapping the dishtowel down onto the bartop as he glares his brother down.
“why would i want to be called that? i don't even want to be called the title everyone threw on me. i think all these names are ridiculous and pointless.”
he folds his arms over his chest, “are you going to order anything or are you just here to bother me?”
“despite gaining the title early, i was also fourteen. even if i was capable of handling the position, it seemed they still doubted me. no surprise there.” arms cross as he stares kaeya down.
“in any case, you do realize i pay half that funding. granted, it's to jean entirely, but nonetheless. i just find it quite hilarious that your job is lacking half your position what with that expedition going on.”
@noctuafought: “the knights always so inefficient that their own captain doesn’t even have a cavalry to manage. such a shame, truly.” // I’m not sorry
“you realise the entire time you were cavalry captain, no one ever saw you with a cavalry either. you always ran off and did everything else, so actually do your old job before complaining to me, diluc. also, by the way, they trust me as their quartermaster and their funding is still in peak condition, so who needs a cavalry, when i’m their money master~”