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me when people say anakin was already basically darth vader or even an adult in the clone wars when he was LITERALLY NINETEEN when the clone wars started?? wdym he's an adult?? like maybe legally but he's in his freshman year of college?? he doesn't even know how to open a credit card yet? hes not allowed to live off-campus?

and ahsoka was FOURTEEN. Babies. Babies raising babies.

Yoda will truly NEVER have my forgiveness for making anakin train a baby in the middle of the war when the WHOLE COUNCIL agreed he was too young to be an actual master.

like, honestly, EVERYONE should have seen this coming.

the idea that Anakin popped out evil randomly that exists in the fandom is so crazy to me?

like. took this massively powerful kid and stuck him in the frontlines instead of, yk. making him take extra meditative classes in the temple or hang out in a library or something?

BUT, and I wish this went without saying, this is ALSO not Obi-Wan's fault?? He was a baby when they pushed Anakin on HIM. He was like early 20s at the absolute oldest. Yoda and Qui-Gon are bastards like no shit he didnt give Anakin all the fundamentals. THEY DIDNT FINISH TRAINING OBI-WAN EITHER??

Me and the Jedi Order have beef. If the Altisian Jedi have raised Anakin he would have been a normal fella.