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An upgrade from the holy hand grenade. The Holy Mangrendade

You don't make it sound like there is a difference.

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

My first pc death to fall damage in dnd.

So I’ve been doing dnd for 7 years(mostly to improve my writing). And I’ve had pc’s die for almost random reasons. One hitting an explosive with a hammer, another getting hit by a giant rat. You name it, it probably happened.

But one death I had never had is fall damage. Even though that’s a very easy way to go, no player perished from fall damage.

That is until one. A warlock, decided to sleep on a tavern’s roof. When morning came he just kind of jumped off without casting feather fall.

Then splat :<

Anyways, he died due to being only level 3 and having baby HP. I couldn’t help but laugh for a few hours. His excuse: “I forgot I had changed the spells I had.”

And there you have it, Bro died to fall damage.

And this is why I didn’t plan at all!

Don’t forget the legendary warlock who had a bit of a falling out with the patron and is now cracking out the books to do things the hard way