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There was a lass, once

who filled her days with laughter and dance

she visited forests, and climbed into trees

looking around for honey sweet bees

there once was a fairy who lost a dear friend

one who would always lend them a hand

her friend was cursed to forget all her past

and travel to far cities via sail and mast

It was 10 long years before the two met at last

when the fairy did spot in a beehive, her ass!

the end

Wrote this to cheer up a friend <3

                                               Oh, it’s bacon, bacon, bacon!

“Now that I’m protestin’ — oh, I’ve suffered silence long —

It’s fancy food I’m cravin’, for me system’s goin’ wrong.

Oh, it’s bacon, bacon, bacon,

Till your belly’s fairly achin’

For some biscuits or some hot cakes that in your mouth would melt ;

There’s no German dog could dare me,

No fear of death would scare me,

If I only had some chicken a la King beneath me belt.”

American soldier’s verse – Yanks A.E.F. Verse – Photo: WW1, Meuse, France, American  depot filled with smoked bacon – La Contemporaine.