Funny Prompt - Tumblr Posts
Again, another take on this prompt, done by me.
Person A: No. . .
Death: Uh wha- but-
Person A: Nope, I am going to stay right here!
Person A: *sits on the ground (cloud?)*
Death: But you can’t do that!
Person A: I am so sick and tired of people telling me what to do! It’s always “Person A you need to this” and “Person A you need to do that.” WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!
Person A: So, no, I’m going to stay right here and not listen to a word YOU or ANYONE has to say.
Death: But that’s not-
Person A: NOPE! La la la la la la I cAn’T hERe yOu! La la la la la!
Death: *pinches bridge of their nose* This is going to be a long day. . .
Today was a shit day. Everyone telling you what to do. You were so angry, you didn’t notice the car. - You wake up, the pit to hell on your left, gates to heaven right. Death stands before you, pointing to a chair. “Sit, we will decide your fate.” That’s it, the final straw. “No.”
the love
“You originally fell asleep on C’s shoulder but he pushed you off”
Wow. really feelin’ the love.
“Everyone thinks we’re a couple.”
“Well, we did sleep together.”
“Yes -literally. As in, just sleeping!”
“I’m wondering if your horror should insult me.”
“I - what - no -”
“-I enjoyed sleeping with you.”
“You find this far too funny.”
“Maybe I’m just flattered.”
And with that, they were speechless.
“Everyone thinks we’re a couple.”
“Well, we did sleep together.”
“Yes -literally. As in, just sleeping!”
“I’m wondering if your horror should insult me.”
“I - what - no -”
“-I enjoyed sleeping with you.”
“You find this far too funny.”
“Maybe I’m just flattered.”
And with that, they were speechless.
Again, another take on this prompt, done by me.
Person A: No. . .
Death: Uh wha- but-
Person A: Nope, I am going to stay right here!
Person A: *sits on the ground (cloud?)*
Death: But you can’t do that!
Person A: I am so sick and tired of people telling me what to do! It’s always “Person A you need to this” and “Person A you need to do that.” WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!
Person A: So, no, I’m going to stay right here and not listen to a word YOU or ANYONE has to say.
Death: But that’s not-
Person A: NOPE! La la la la la la I cAn’T hERe yOu! La la la la la!
Death: *pinches bridge of their nose* This is going to be a long day. . .
Today was a shit day. Everyone telling you what to do. You were so angry, you didn’t notice the car. - You wake up, the pit to hell on your left, gates to heaven right. Death stands before you, pointing to a chair. “Sit, we will decide your fate.” That’s it, the final straw. “No.”