Funny Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
writing prompts but make them all ridiculous quotes from people i know
1. "If you hand me more Goldfish, I am going to scream." 2. "You've never fucking played Scrabble?!" 3. "This is one thing you can't fix with a Periodic Table." 4. "Are you actually high right now?" 5. "LET'S MAKE POWERPOINTS!" 6. "Can't we just be gay in a frog-themed cottage together?" 7. "THERE'S VODKA IN THIS JUICE BOX, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" 8. "Ya know, these murder hunts really makes me crave Skittles." 9. "Is my calf buff or fat?" 10. "Raspberries and raspberry PopTarts are basically the same thing." 11. "I couldn't find my husband!" 12. "My knees are moist!" 13. "No pink, no dolls, no Madonna." 14. "I guess spines just really turn me on." 15. "I'm mentally doing the FitnessGram Pacer Test." 16. "I'm a whore for books." 17. "Wearing a blindfold can be very educational... depending on who you're with." 18. "Well... she died. But not in a bad way!" 19. "I'm less Professor Snape and mre Ms. Frizzle." 20. "He thinks it's orange juice!" 21. "I will NOT lose this war they don't know they're participating in!" 22. "Quick, say something so I don't come off hetero." 23. "DID YOU JUST GET PROPOSITIONED?"
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