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Fun times at work
Me: Yesterday I was super bored so I just started to randomly meow. I did it so much I forgot I was doing it and I meowed in the back hallway and some lady looked at me like I was insane. It was hilarious.
Manager B: You are the only person I know that would find joy in someone looking at you like you were insane and I love it.
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Me: Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes
Manager T: Are you saying pancakes over and over
Me: Yes, it's breakfast and a sandwich day, I get pancakes today.
Manager T: You mean brunch?
Me: No, it's not brunch. Brunch is breakfast and lunch, they only have breakfast foods and a chicken sandwich. Therefore it's breakfast and a sandwich day.
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Me: *comes in from nowhere* Fun fact, if you have a tattoo you are safe from cannibals. Apparently the ink makes our meat taste gross.
Manager T: *struggling not to laugh* Geez where do you find this stuff?
Me: No idea
Coworker S: *who just rolls with anything I say* I want a tattoo, but I don't want it to hurt.
Me: I barely felt it when I got mine done.
Manager T: You also have an insane pain tolerance!
Me: ... No one has ever had that reaction.
Coworker S: You dislocated your shoulder and it just mildly annoyed you.
Me: Well you're not wrong.
More Stories from Work
Me: *counts out money* and is there anything else I can do for you?
Creepy Guest: The way you count money is sexy.
Me: *does’t even flinch or break from my costumer service mode* Thank you! Now if there is nothing I can do for you, you have a lovely day!
Creepy Guest: *gets sheepish and flees in embarrassment*
Me: *watches and waits until the guest is out of hearing distance before I start cackling*
Ben: *pokes his head up from behind the half wall that hides his desk* You know it’s not normal to take that kind of harassment and then cackle like a super villain?
Me: But it was funny to see him get so thrown and embarrassed, before fleeing. It serves him right for being a creeper.
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Me: Ben! yesterday Coworker S scared the shit out of me and I made a sound I never had before!
Coworker S: *starts laughing*
Bed: *to Cowoker S* I love how she says that with such cheerful voice.
Me: But it was funny, i never knew I could make such a sound.
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Manager D: *not paying any attention to where he’s going and is about to collide with me*
Me: Meyah!
Manager D: *stops* What was that?
Me: My early collision warning system