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Me: *counts out money* and is there anything else I can do for you?

Creepy Guest: The way you count money is sexy.

Me: *does’t even flinch or break from my costumer service mode* Thank you! Now if there is nothing I can do for you, you have a lovely day!

Creepy Guest: *gets sheepish and flees in embarrassment*

Me: *watches and waits until the guest is out of hearing distance before I start cackling*

Ben: *pokes his head up from behind the half wall that hides his desk* You know it’s not normal to take that kind of harassment and then cackle like a super villain?

Me: But it was funny to see him get so thrown and embarrassed, before fleeing. It serves him right for being a creeper.

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Me: Ben! yesterday Coworker S scared the shit out of me and I made a sound I never had before!

Coworker S: *starts laughing*

Bed: *to Cowoker S* I love how she says that with such cheerful voice.

Me: But it was funny, i never knew I could make such a sound.

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Manager D: *not paying any attention to where he’s going and is about to collide with me*

Me: Meyah!

Manager D: *stops* What was that?

Me: My early collision warning system