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I have a Garmin activity tracker and I look forward to the day I take it off, go outside, set it down on the back step and smash it to tiny little bits with a hammer because I get probably very disproportionately frustrated and angry about little electronic devices that do not do what they were marketed as doing, like tracking heart rate or how many flights of stairs you take in a day. Can't imagine ever wanting to buy anything else Garmin makes, really.

The key fob to my elderly Toyota Matrix is on the block after that, with its extra hypersensitive alarm button that goes off at the slightest breeze, although I quite like the car it goes to.

Surely everyone has lists like this?

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