Gay Disaster - Tumblr Posts

Chat there are women in my dms and they are being nice to me what do I do they didn't cover this in basic training

I have such hot mutuals how TF do I talk to them??

I'm such a useless gay :(

the brelly siblings would LOVE the barbie movie

*me seeing a cute boy*: "Daaaaammm, he is cute... shame he isn't gay..."

*me in my mind*: "DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS SEXUALITY?! AT WHAT GROUNDS!??!"

*also me in my mind*: "...you know what, you are right. Maybe he is gay. Maybe he is bi or maybe he is pan or ace or any-other-sexual. I won't know till I ask him."

*me wanting to do sensible thing*: "Very good! Now that you corrected this mistake, what are you going to do in this situation?"

*me after looking at cute guy once again*: "Watch him from aside and never talk to him, cause I'm useless gay disaster???"

*my anxiety*: "THAT'S MY BOY!!!"