Useless Lesbian - Tumblr Posts
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non lesbians stop making useless / stupid / moron lesbian jokes challenge
for anyone wondering, “useless lesbian” jokes were originally made by lesbians as a sort of self depreciating joke, based on the fact that many of us don’t recognize when girls are flirting with us due to never learning about it + due to heteronormity.
when non-lesbians (especially men) make useless lesbians jokes is. gross. especially since many of them go really far (ex. lesbians are stupid / morons / clueless / too dumb to function). it’s really just. gross to go to someone’s blog + to see a bunch of “my lesbian followers are dumb + stupid + useless” or “lesbians are morons”.
if you’re a non lesbian, it would be super sexy if you’d stop taking our jokes made about our experiences + turning them into “every lesbian is stupid + dumb + useless! please give me notes!” lmao.
This was both painful and glorious to read. I wanted to slap this person in the face and give them a high five for the absolute WIN at the same time.
The original post got deleted off Reddit and I have to share this. This useless lesbian oh my god
Also she ended up talking to her roommate later and:
just learned that "useless lesbian" is a niche. what the hell. i gotta tap into my inner damsel in distress i am NOT missing out this time
Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.
Did the most lesbian thing ever and went on a date with my ex girlfriend turned girlfriend once again
I have such hot mutuals how TF do I talk to them??
I'm such a useless gay :(
Alright sapphics, you know how many posts there are about us wanting girlfriends and wives? We all reblog and like them BUT WE NEVER DO ANYTHING!
Message that girl! Talk to her! Make the first move! You can do it! You’re someone’s d r e a m girl!
Have a great day everyone!
Leigh and juniper! They're taking a picture for pennstagram but i couldn't fit the whole drawing without showing my bed lol so just trust me :)
Juniper Yarrow, She/Xe (right)
Leigh Ferox, She/Her (left)
Fun fact: Juniper has a ladybug palisman called Cherry, you can kinda see him cut off near the top but, as mentioned i couldn't fit him in, also i am terrible at drawing ladybugs so it's probably for the best
Juniper, or Juni, studies plant track at St. Epiderm the two actually met through pennstagram after both joining a cute little group chat.
Also Leigh is in a constant state of Gay panic around Xem, despite all her confidence she cannot properly form sentences when around Juni, and Xe is almost completely oblivious to her crush and just thinks there's something a little wrong with her.
May i also mention that Xe is part demon? Her sclera is yellow and her iris is an extremely dark grey, almost black and most of the time you can't see her pupils.
(Sclera: white part of the eye, iris: coloured part of the eye, pupils: the black dot in the center of the eye)
God I’m such a freakin useless lesbian. I see a pretty girl and my brain literally stops functioning. I went to my local gym to see if I can start a membership and the woman at the counter was cute and I asked one question and then left because I was embarrassed??? Embarrassed of just existing in her presence!?! Like ughhgggghhg what is wrong with me...
Having a day. Almost cried because Clairo’s “Bubblegum” just really hit different now that I have a crush on my best friend that lives half way across the country.
I’m so fuckin STUPIDDDDDDD! Oh my GODDDDD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Okay so, the best friend that I have a crush on that I mentioned in a previous post, I visited a lil while ago in her state. I literally stayed with her for a week. I was so distracted by trying to act straight in front of her very religious and conservative family that I completely missed all of her signals she was giving me that she was into me. And I’m only realizing then NOW. WEEKS later...
She literally joked that I would look really good with my SHIRT OFF, and specifically pointed out that she sang the lyrics in a song that says “I like boys and girls” and her older sister gave her a weird look like... And if that isn’t enough, the moment we landed and got in the car to drive back to her place, she puts on a song from girl in red, which I sang too and was like, “oh, you listen to girl in red?” Like, that’s supposed to be the signal!!! How did I miss it!!!! We flirted so goddamn much the entire week and I never made a move because I was worried that she wouldnt be into girls!!!!! She was giving me all the signals and apparently I’m fucking blind. UGHGGGHGHHH
I’m such a fucking simp. My friend that I have a crush on, who also lives across the country, told me she was feeling down and I immediately bought her a gift (one of those moon lamp things) and sent it to her. Because she was sad. She got it today and loves it, and just knowing that makes me so fucking happy.
Tell me you have a type without telling me you have a type... I'll go first.
Believe it or not I’m still in this dilemma, suggestions still very much open
Umm what’s the best way to tell my guy friend that may or may not have a crush on me, that I’m a lesbian.
Definitely asking for a friend
I met a super pretty girl the other day, and the ensuing interaction inspired me to make this. Take that how you will 👍✨️
