Starflight Wof - Tumblr Posts
I drew a bunch of charecters but tiny :3
started this a about a month ago i think and i dont think im ever going to finish it. have the mostly finished lineart
saw a post on twitter talking about seawing teeth and how they probably have super fucked up jaws like goblin sharks and i had to draw it
Clay: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Tsunami: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Clay: Three of us saw it, Tsunami. How do you explain that? Tsunami: *points at Glory* Sleep deprivation. *points at Starflight* Paranoia. *points at Sunny* Delusional personality disorder.
Sunny: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Starflight: Several traffic violations. Tsunami: Three counts of resisting arrest. Glory: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Clay: Also, that’s not our car.
Starflight: you could eat a vegetable.
Clay: ketchup is a vegetable
Clay: there is no "i" in team but there is one in pizza
Starflight: ...so you're not going to share
Clay: I am not going to share
Glory: that test was hard.
Starflight: what did you get for number 5?
Glory: 42.
Starflight: me too!
Clay: *grabs shovel* not me
Sunny: number 8 was Kansas right?
Starflight: yeah!
Clay: *starts digging hole*
Tsunami: and 10 was-
Sunny: hydrogen!
Starflight: how did you do?
Clay: *lying in hole* bury me.
Surprise! You just killed someone. What's the first thing you do?
Sunny: apologize to the body...
Tsunami: clean the blood.
Deathbringer: tamper with the evidence and frame someone else.
Glory: laugh
Starflight: woodchipper.
Clay: come again?
Starflight: wood. chipper.
Starflight: s[he] be[lie]ve[d]
Glory: he lied
Clay: sbeve
Starflight: you wouldn't believe some of the things Clay had said. To name a few, he's pronounced Lin Manuel Miranda's name as "Litter Amanda", called a screwdriver a ruler, and asked me to lock him into a closet with no doors. I'm making a list.
Tsunami: I do not understand how 95% of the ocean or whatever is undiscovered like just swim?????
Starflight: I can't hold my breath for that long
Tsunami: sounds like a you problem
Glory: why do you look so smug, Tsunami?
Tsunami: I just realized that firetrucks are actually watertrucks.
Glory: and?
Tsunami: and I can't wait to rub it in Starflight's face.
Wings of Fire text posts
This amazing art is by @ask-qinter of course
Clay: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
Glory: no it's called highjacking
Tsunami: guys no it's weedwhacking
Starflight: no it's called disappointing your mother
Alternate escape from under the mountain
Tsunami: we need to distract these guys
Clay: leave it to me
Clay: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
Kestrel, Dune and Webs: *immediately begin arguing*
Starflight, watching in horror: oh, I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Wings of Fire characters as things my friends have said:
Clay: “If you’re gonna judge my oatmeal, don’t touch my oatmeal.”
Sunny: “The only single-finger salute you’re giving here at school is a thumbs up.”
Tsunami: “My dudebro, my squadfam, my homeslice. No.”
Glory: “La Croix? More like La Crap.”
Starflight: “No! Stop banging your head against the wall you don’t have any brain cells to spare!”
Riptide: “Oh my god look it’s who cares” *gestures at nothing*
Blister: “As you can tell, I am intellect one million.”
Blaze: “What would you do with a million dollars- That's not enough.”
Burn: “There is no Disney movie that can’t be solved with a tank.”
Morrowseer: “I mean who created this stupid nature anyway?”
Scarlet: “Well, you see, I interpreted your idea differently. I interpreted it to be the way that I wanted to hear.”
Moon: “I’m gonna shove this entire pencil down my throat and then cry.”
Turtle: “Ah! I’m allergic to fine motor skills.”
Winter: “I mean, how much more beautiful can I get?”
Qibli: “NOSOTROS!! I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a cry of distress.”
Peril: “We have Google Pixel, Google Docs, Google Sheets… but where’s my Google Gun?”
Sora: “Sleep is just an 8 hour preview of death.”
Kinkajou: “I like have like the memory of, like, an almond so like it’s fine.”
Anemone: “I’m so cute I could get away with anything.”
Fatespeaker: “You just got grilled on a grill like steak. Sizzle!”
Darkstalker: “You’re right about me making a terrible father. I’d probably try to refund the baby.”
Clearsight: “Did you bring anything with you besides disease today?!”
Blue: “No problem, no problem, well, there is a problem, but no problem.”
Cricket: “Ok, I guess we can splurge and spend $0.50.”
Swordtail: “I wonder what the nutritional value of flex seal is?”
Sundew: “Just because I’m not a good person doesn’t mean... I’m a... bad... person?"
Bumblebee: “Wait a minute. Were ancient limos just reeeeally long horses?”
Willow: “Wife: that's something you do…”
Heath: “I will not stand for this treason. I may sit or kneel, but not stand.”
Stone: “You know what, I’m gonna inject myself with glow stick juice, turn the lights off, hang myself from the ceiling fan, and play all the Minecraft soundtracks at once.”
Rose: “My wig is sister snatched. I am sister shook. Hotel? Trivago.”
Wren: “Every time you open your mouth, my faith in humanity drops.”
Leaf: “My backpack is basically my emotional support animal.”