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hold on i just noticed that Geoff's hair is almost as long as mine

cmon man :(

btw the sub Geoff hits in Big Iron is an E1, or at least the last one is

the intro to the Broadway ACA top 10 threw me off so fucking much, because i first saw it in a compilation and i'm like ??? why ??? why are they both racist ???

i love relationships where both parties can be considered the scary dog

cough percabeth cough

cough the Castellucci couple cough

the best comment i've ever seen was like

I'm gay, with just one ovary, and to top it off, it's polycystic. But Geoff's voice undoubtedly makes me ovulate.

and the reply was

I'm a straight man and Geoff's voice makes me ovulate.

and PROPS TO THESE TWO RANDOM COMMENTERS

THATS WHAT HE REMINGDS ME OF

GEOFF'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE WHAT CHOCOLATE BEETROOT ZUCCHINI CAKE TASTES LIKE

LIKE WHAT

petition to call them a-Layne-ngments and arran-Geoff-s

i had a dream last night that Geoff got elected as the new US president and the second he started talking people started screaming

he also wasn't moving his hands, and everyone started accusing him of not actually talking because of it

i had a dream last night that Geoff got elected as the new US president and the second he started talking people started screaming

As someone who owns and plays a piano, probably my favorite part about watching him play is his form, even if in Wicked Game he sits like a banana! But Geoff has very good technique, nails short so they don't go click clack on the keys, not too much force behind the presses, and not holding his hand too high or low!

I'm paraphrasing Mortius here but there's just something about Geoff playing the piano, y'know? I love listening to him play it, I love watching his fingers on the keys (almost as much as I love watching the rest of him!), like literally if he just posted a video of him playing the piano, even if it was just a single static shot (where you could see his hands ideally), I'd still absolutely love it, even if he didn't sing! (But y'know, the singing is nice as well 😜😁)

My first reaction to In The Hall Of The Mountain King went

ooh! hi Geoff :) hi Layne :) hi Cesar :) oh wow hi Eli :)

enter Elizabeth

I pull, Blue Eyes, Blond Bassist!

HA GET GEOFF WITH BLUE EYES BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING

FUCKING POLEVAULTING??? WHAT????

Ran cross country in high school

ffs he just said he was a straight A student

Some people have said that it's Geoff that does the cover art of both his and VP's songs and NO. NONONO YOU STOP. PLEASE THAT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH THINGS FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE, OKAY??? LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US PLEASE

he also works out and that is not fair

also, he might be able to play a little bit of bass and guitar?

these ones are courtesy of @acaplaya-musings because i forgot these little tidbits

He can arrange music

Write original lyrics

Cooks

He's a handyman apparently?? he made a pepper shaker that Layne liked, and it was shown in the burger-off challenge

the more i learn about Geoff, the less i believe he's real

so far i know he can

Play Piano

Play Harmonica

Walk and DANCE in Platform boots

Sing bass obvs

Fucking BEATBOX

Sing high goddamn tenor

Beatbox WHILST SINGING BASS

Do so many voices it's ridiculous

Run and riff in the bass register

Run and riff in the higher register

One of the reactors, I don't remember their name, said that Geoff sounded like a Marvel Villain, and that he could imagine that after the Avengers have killed Thanos, Geoff would be the next big thing.

And boy do I have ideas for this.

SO first, this lot, along with Kathy, is the main villainous group, the brains behind it all. They would all have various powers based on their voices and talents, but I cannot think of any right now. But they should all have some sort of Siren-like ability.

I reckon the majority of the plot would have the Heroes fighting some of the often-featured guests as either Hitmen or Assassins, all the time trying to work out who is puppeteering all of this.

Geoff, Layne and Eli are the "Main Three", with Cesar and JNone having joined after the chaos started, possibly with all of them having angsty backstories to incentivize them to start being evil. I think Geoff would be the sort of quiet but powerful one, and Layne and Eli would probably be the ones who are the biggest talkers in meetings.

And when the Heroes actually finds them, the group starts, like, humming or singing and they all just sort of stop in shock and whatnot, and then the Heroes all get fucking killed for breaking and entering, the end.

If you want to we can go even more into gore and make Geoff and Kathy give Thomas some femurs or whatever.

I almost want to write something for this, except I'm not at all a writer.

So for some reason my art skills suddenly became those of a minor Deity and

Holy shit it looks so dramatic from this angle

Am I the only one who doesn't hear much pedophilic stuff in Geoff's cover of I'm on Fire?

The lyrics are strange, but after I listened to it a few times, I just hear it as a grandfather talking to his granddaughter.

"Hey little girl is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you on your own, all right." Self-explanatory.

"I got a bad desire." To me, this sounds like Geoff is saying either that he has a bad desire to distrust the father for leaving his kid, or that he has a 'bad' desire, not bad as in sexual, but bad as in, oh I want to give you sweets even though he said not to.

"Woah oh-oh, I'm on fire." Embers, dying but still glowing, telling that to the young flame.

"Tell me now baby is he good to you?" Asking if he treats her well, if he gives her enough love.

"And can he do to you the things that I do?" Can he give you the same amount of joy that I can? Does he give you a good childhood?

"Oh no, well I can take you higher." Honestly? Swings. The grandfather pushes the kid higher on the swings when asked. Or the idea of giving the granddaughter a higher level of happiness.

"Woah oh-oh I'm on fire. Woah oh I'm on fire." Again, I just get the mental image of an old flame saying this to a young one.

Anyway, I leave you all with this

OH FFS WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY LOOK BETTER IN THE FIRST PIC ARE YOU KIDDING???

So for some reason my art skills suddenly became those of a minor Deity and

Holy shit it looks so dramatic from this angle

more

Hellfire my beloved

My new hobby: Reading the premier YouTube chat LOOSE IT

and geoff and layne and VP interacting are probably not helping very much, as funny as it is

i have screenshots of all of them being idiots and

these are just from Valhalla Calling

The Dragonborn Comes

VP was also just shouting OMAR a lot

im about to go through Drunken Sailor

realizing that Geoff is roughly 3x my age is an odd feeling

he is old enough to be my father

...

hmm

don't like that

My thoughts on Geoff Castelucci's cover of Imagine by John Lennon:

WHAT

HOW

WHAT

HUH

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I'M FFUCKINGGG SORRY ?????

IT'S SO PRETTY HOWWWWWW THE SHIT????

AND HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GO VERY LOW IN HIS RANGE???

THW HAEGHMRORNIES ARHGGHGH

MATE WHAT THE HELLL

I MEAN IT'S AMAZING BUT ???? HOW??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE DOES THIS

I NEED BETTER KEYBOARD SMASHES

WAIT DARYL IS THE ONE WHO NODS AT HIM

In Ghost Riders In The Sky, just after the riders show up, Geoff looks at them,

And immediately after, he starts moving his hands.

What am I getting at? Good question! Very good question! I think we should all take a moment to appreciate how good of a question that is!