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Somebody save me from my ELA teacher

So I'm in ELA on Friday, and my ELA teacher is a gifted ELA teacher (although I'm fully convinced that the gifted program is just full of the mentally ill children that just so happen to work fast), and she teaches a lot of damn ages, like I think her youngest group of kids are like 8-9 rn. so basically my hour is right after she gets done with the 4th and 5th graders. the 4th and 5th graders being gen alpha. meaning she spends a good bit of time hearing brainrot because that's all they want to fucking talk about in school (idk how it is for u guys but you cant walk into a classroom for students under 6th grade without hearing brainrot at my school). she decided to ask us if her shirt was 'sigma' told us to not mind if she 'did a little mewing', and when my classmate showed up past the tardy bell, she said and I quote *couch cough* 'i think it's pretty skibidi that you're late [name]' I'm scared The teachers have been infected too We spent the whole class with our ears covered and our headphones on playing a video from a source we had for a fucking essay over and over again on our chromebooks. Send help