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the collective george michael brainrot of writblr needs to be studied
if i had two nickels for every time i’ve had to evacuate a class due to an overwhelming smell i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
Somebody save me from my ELA teacher
So I'm in ELA on Friday, and my ELA teacher is a gifted ELA teacher (although I'm fully convinced that the gifted program is just full of the mentally ill children that just so happen to work fast), and she teaches a lot of damn ages, like I think her youngest group of kids are like 8-9 rn. so basically my hour is right after she gets done with the 4th and 5th graders. the 4th and 5th graders being gen alpha. meaning she spends a good bit of time hearing brainrot because that's all they want to fucking talk about in school (idk how it is for u guys but you cant walk into a classroom for students under 6th grade without hearing brainrot at my school). she decided to ask us if her shirt was 'sigma' told us to not mind if she 'did a little mewing', and when my classmate showed up past the tardy bell, she said and I quote *couch cough* 'i think it's pretty skibidi that you're late [name]' I'm scared The teachers have been infected too We spent the whole class with our ears covered and our headphones on playing a video from a source we had for a fucking essay over and over again on our chromebooks. Send help
Albino!Warriors Headcanons: Part 1 of Many
Since many people are posting their LU Warriors headcanons today, I decided to post this thing today. Headcanons of LU Warriors/Hyrule Warriors Link being born an albino and about his life. I will try to be as medically accurate as possible but since I’m not an albino or know anyone who is, I will probably be at times wrong. You can thank @sirassban for the idea of Wars being an albino. For my sanity, he is called Link for the most part. When I get the LU parts, he will be called Warriors.
There will be a lot of info because I like to info dump. I never seem to be able to write a story though.
Link has OCA1 which means he has reduced production of melanin in his skin, hair, and eyes. And by reduced, I mean barely any
Despite the common belief that albinos have red eyes, he actually has purple eyes. This is due to the fact that the only pigment he has is a tiny bit of blue in his eyes which due to lighting, causes his eyes to appear as purple
Mostly due to his white hair, people assume he has Sheikah ancestry. He and Linkle aren’t completely sure on that to due to the fact their biological father was abandoned as a baby in an orphanage before being adopted by a noble family
The only reason he was able to get into the army was because he lied, saying his hair and skin was due to Sheikah ancestry. He would have been disqualified from joining immediately if they had known he was an albino (Having albinism disqualifies you from joining the US military, so I am basing Hylian/Hyrulean army on that)
He only got found out when after a battle early in the war, Skeik came to check up on him due to previous incident involving Link hiding a serious stab wound. She found him with second degree sunburns across his shoulders and back. He had ended up losing his shirt earlier due to the fact it caught on fire and never got a replacement until after the battle
Sheik immediately dragged him to the medics where her and Impa (who followed after seeing Link being dragged) learn about his condition from an experienced medic who could tell the difference from Sheikah ancestry and albinism
Impa really chewed out Link. For hiding and lying about his condition, lying to join the army, and of course for not taking care of himself. If he wasn’t the Hero and needing him to fight in the war, she would have send him home immediately. She did tell his dad though.
Link’s adoptive father is a lieutenant, general under Impa’s command. He officially adopted Link when he was 16 but fostered him when he was about 14 (the war began a few weeks before his 18 birthday). He didn’t know Link was albino bc Link hid that fact, knowing his father would enforced the rules about Ableism in the army. Needless to say, he was not happy to find out about Link’s condition.
Link was grounded for a long time. When the Chain meet up, Time and Wind (aka Mask and Tune) asked him if he was still grounded. He refused to answer.
(He is still grounded)
While Toon and Mask are Link’s charges, the moment Link’s condition was known those two was charged of watching Link to make sure he doesn’t hurt himself by forgetting about that fact his skin and eyes are far more sensitive than a normal hylian’s.
His fairies, especially Proxi, learn the small signs that Link was overexerting himself. His water fairies help cool him down while his dark create shadows to keep him out of the sun. The others lecture him on not taking care of himself.
Most of fairies went with him on his adventure with the Chain. Lana created special bottles for them that are basically fairy apartments. Warriors lets them out when they make camp, are at an inn, or a Link’s home.
And I’m ending it here. Enjoy these headcanons. I’m making another heacanon post that focuses on Warriors’ backstory.
Albino!Warriors Headcanons: Part 1 of Many
Since many people are posting their LU Warriors headcanons today, I decided to post this thing today. Headcanons of LU Warriors/Hyrule Warriors Link being born an albino and about his life. I will try to be as medically accurate as possible but since I’m not an albino or know anyone who is, I will probably be at times wrong. You can thank @sirassban for the idea of Wars being an albino. For my sanity, he is called Link for the most part. When I get the LU parts, he will be called Warriors.
There will be a lot of info because I like to info dump. I never seem to be able to write a story though.
Link has OCA1 which means he has reduced production of melanin in his skin, hair, and eyes. And by reduced, I mean barely any
Despite the common belief that albinos have red eyes, he actually has purple eyes. This is due to the fact that the only pigment he has is a tiny bit of blue in his eyes which due to lighting, causes his eyes to appear as purple
Mostly due to his white hair, people assume he has Sheikah ancestry. He and Linkle aren't completely sure on that to due to the fact their biological father was abandoned as a baby in an orphanage before being adopted by a noble family
The only reason he was able to get into the army was because he lied, saying his hair and skin was due to Sheikah ancestry. He would have been disqualified from joining immediately if they had known he was an albino (Having albinism disqualifies you from joining the US military, so I am basing Hylian/Hyrulean army on that)
He only got found out when after a battle early in the war, Skeik came to check up on him due to previous incident involving Link hiding a serious stab wound. She found him with second degree sunburns across his shoulders and back. He had ended up losing his shirt earlier due to the fact it caught on fire and never got a replacement until after the battle
Sheik immediately dragged him to the medics where her and Impa (who followed after seeing Link being dragged) learn about his condition from an experienced medic who could tell the difference from Sheikah ancestry and albinism
Impa really chewed out Link. For hiding and lying about his condition, lying to join the army, and of course for not taking care of himself. If he wasn't the Hero and needing him to fight in the war, she would have send him home immediately. She did tell his dad though.
Link's adoptive father is a lieutenant general under Impa's command. He officially adopted Link when he was 16 but fostered him when he was about 14 (the war began a few weeks before his 18 birthday). He didn't know Link was albino bc Link hid that fact, knowing his father would enforced the rules about Ableism in the army. Needless to say, he was not happy to find out about Link's condition.
Link was grounded for a long time. When the Chain meet up, Time and Wind (aka Mask and Tune) asked him if he was still grounded. He refused to answer.
(He is still grounded)
While Toon and Mask are Link's charges, the moment Link's condition was known those two was charged of watching Link to make sure he doesn't hurt himself by forgetting about that fact his skin and eyes are far more sensitive than a normal hylian's.
His fairies, especially Proxi, learn the small signs that Link was overexerting himself. His water fairies help cool him down while his dark fairies create shadows to keep him out of the sun. The others lecture him on not taking care of himself.
Most of fairies went with him on his adventure with the Chain. Lana created special bottles for them that are basically fairy apartments. Warriors lets them out when they make camp, are at an inn, or a Link's home.
And I'm ending it here. Enjoy these headcanons. I'm making another heacanon post that focuses on Warriors' backstory.