Gojo Hcs - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Gojo: hey? You speak Spanish, right?
You: uhh…yeah? Why?
Gojo: great! awesome?
You: …
Gojo: how do you say “I love you” in Spanish?
You: Te amo
Gojo: Sheesh baby! I love you too! Damn, I’m so lovable!
You: huh? I was just translating what you-
Gojo: shhh babygirl. I get it, you love me too much! Who wouldn’t? ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
You: … ~_~;
Gojo: come on
You: not interested, Gojo
Gojo: why not?
You: you’re immature, annoying, loud, and obnoxious. Want more?
Gojo: b-but dating me you’re not just gonna have that but a comedian, p*rnstar, and a mental patient all in one ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
Gojo: Me? Beg for anything? Hahaha! Geez, people get on their knees for me and beg. I’m too powerful and strong to beg.
You: hmmm, too egotistic but okay
*1 week later*
You: eww no!
Gojo: please! I never begged nobody like this!
Gojo: please, please, please!!
Gojo: just let me squeeze your tits for a minute and that’s it!
Gojo: please, I beg on my knees!
You: …never beg, my ass
Gojo: heyyyyy!!! Nanamin!!! I wanna tell you something!!!
Nanami: Don’t call me like that.
Gojo: but…nanaminnnn it’s important!
Nanami: Leave me alone.
Gojo: come on!! Its important!!
Nanami: Fine! But, once you tell me. You leave me alone.
Gojo: you got it :)
Nanami: …
Gojo: ok! But just imagine going to the dentist and once you open your mouth he spits in it?!? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
Nanami: ….why are you the why you are?
Gojo: but, I don’t wanna fold the laundry (＞＜)
You: just do it, im busy
Gojo: ughhhhhhhh!! fineeeeee
You: pft, what a lazy ass…
*proceeds to go to the laundry room & fold the laundry*
Gojo: go do this, go do that…geez, she’s like my mom…
Gojo: *grabs one of your shirts* hmmm, I wonder what it smells like? *sniff sniff*
Gojo: mmmmmm, she definitely knows how to do the laundry *holds your shirt close to his nose* ahhhh, it still has her perfume scent
You: what’s taking him forever?
*walks to the laundry room*
You: Gojo!?! What are you doing?!
Gojo: Oh f*ck! I was just sniffing your shirt and gosh, it definitely smells like you. I may or may not have gotten an instant bon☻r
You: h-huh…
Gojo: hahaha jk…but not really jk ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ
You:…（；＿；）
Gojo: What can i say? i'm charming and irresponsible (;
You: Huh? Irresponsible?
Gojo: Shit, autocorrect (:
You:...Satoru, we ain't texting. We're talking face to face \: