Gojo: But, I Dont Wanna Fold The Laundry ()

Gojo: but, I don’t wanna fold the laundry (＞＜)

You: just do it, im busy

Gojo: ughhhhhhhh!! fineeeeee

You: pft, what a lazy ass…

*proceeds to go to the laundry room & fold the laundry*

Gojo: go do this, go do that…geez, she’s like my mom…

Gojo: *grabs one of your shirts* hmmm, I wonder what it smells like? *sniff sniff*

Gojo: mmmmmm, she definitely knows how to do the laundry *holds your shirt close to his nose* ahhhh, it still has her perfume scent

You: what’s taking him forever?

*walks to the laundry room*

You: Gojo!?! What are you doing?!

Gojo: Oh f*ck! I was just sniffing your shirt and gosh, it definitely smells like you. I may or may not have gotten an instant bon☻r

You: h-huh…

Gojo: hahaha jk…but not really jk ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

You:…（；＿；）

This is the menace of society

Give us Nanami back🥹

Gojo: nah Megumi, you don’t love her…

Megumi: …that’s none of your business mop headass

Gojo: that’s foul 🥺

Megumi: look…I love her so much that…just looking at other b*tches it makes me vomit

Toji: wanna know something?

You: yeah, I guess so

Toji: every time I jump; my c♡ck hits my face

Toji: you got lucky; you have found yourself a man with a long and thicc c♡c-

You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, DONT CARE!!!

You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so

Megumi: that’s cool, but why?

You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors

*yuji walks into the room*

Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!

You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours

Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying

You: but, I love you

Getou: hahaha, oh darling…

You: …please Getou….

Getou: Look at me. I’m utterly insane.

You: so what? That’s not gonna stop the love I have for you

Getou: hmmm fine then

*Getou continues to commit crimes*

You: that’s my baby ♡(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)♡