Goofs And Gaffs - Tumblr Posts
Organic Chemistry, my beloathed, why must you return with Biochemistry
Mens' nipples deserve to be sucked, send tweet.
Fun fact!
If you have an oral fixation, honey sticks and cinnamon sticks can be great to help with focusing!
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Or daydreaming about giving oral, I mean, who am I to judge?
Hhhhhh, I'm stupid horny but did an exercise routine yesterday, and my body is almost too tired to jack off
I'm still gonna jack off, but oh the price of this pleasure is not the pain I'd like 😉
Me: Balling my fist up and waving it in a caricature of anger in front of me
Me: Fuck you, ovaries! Fuck you! FuckYouFuckYoufuckyoufuckyoufu-
Honestly, it's a damn fucking shame. There are no Hooters in 100 miles from me!
Not only would I maybe be a start eating out more (pun intended), but I'd maybe apply to work there too!!
Trans-swag aside, I have fuckin' baller tits! Two Fs for crying out loud! I may be soft and certainly curvy, but I'd make bank!
!!!!!!
Who wouldda thought‽‽ 🤯
Snowy day out. As a kid, my dad would challenge me (and himself) to try to successfully start a fire with only one match.
This one took two, but given that the logs had accumulated some moisture, I give myself a pass
Cuddles.
Cuddling with another person is just fucking phenomenal.
Whether you're on your side being spooned/spooning the other person, getting to feel their warmth against you like an armor, or if you're on your back while the other cuddles into you, and you get to feel like their rock.
Cuddles can be vulnerable, and they can be comforting.
Just, cuddles are great.
Can we talk about the importance of aftercare?
On one hand, you get to be there for your partner. You get to laugh, be silly, clean each other up, and enjoy an intimate moment as you both come down from the rush of pleasure.
On the other hand, you get to make sure a scene wasn't too rough or that if it was you can talk about the good and the bad parts. What to keep and what to abolish. You get to hold your partner (Dom or sub, aftercare goes both ways!!) and tell them that they were perfect. That they're enough. That, ultimately, you feel safe with them.
You get to reassure the other and be comforted yourself.
Just, intimacy comes in many forms. Sex is one, aftercare is another.
I'd blame this on my starting T, but I've been having some Funky Times (tm) for four months now, even pre-T.
I'm going to eat my ovaries with a rusty spoon
Specifically in the context of a bunch of gentle praise and maybe a pinch of edging
Honestly? Heaven can be found just by curling under multiple blankets in a cool house.
Snug
Cozy
I feel like lil burrito
I'm in my happy place
Y'all.
I see beautiful people posting videos of them in revealing shit and shibari, and all I can think of is doing the same for you all without consequence 😂
I should not want to post a nude out to the world, and yet ~here we are~
Temptations are fuckin dangerous
Popping off a joint thinking "ooh I'm gonna get high and horny, this will be great!"
And yet, here I am, being productive instead. (Damn you snow!)
A friend recently told me that I needed to find a buff woman to hey railed by, and I was gonna try to argue/contest her, but I just ended up blushing like a damn beet
Well, I guess she called my bottom ass out
Happy Valentines day folks!
Whether you see it as a real or fake holiday, I hope you've been able to have an excellent orgasm and some chocolate!
Just got my first bot DM. Look at me, moving up in the Tumblr world lmao
Only the hottest bitches (nearly) give themselves carbon monoxide poisoning
A.k.a. make sure a fire is fully, 100% doused before closing the floo