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Daily draw #64

So I watched the feetball game and the Rams got a whole 3 points! Good job guys. What a wild game, anyways here’s a pony driving a ram because it’s funny.

Just experienced the most horrible shower of my life and I’m writing it in green text formula bc it feels like the most accurate medium for this experience

>be me

>party boy

>just got home

>I want to shower

>Wanna be a clean boy

>couple minutes in

>shower curtain falls

>what

>try to put it back up

>shower still going

>forgot to turn it off

>suddenly too small?

>have to get dad to fix it

>start showering again

>water comes out in bursts and has five fun new flavors of temperature

>cold as death

>boiling

>is that lava

>you’re dead

>surface of the sun

>flush the toilet

>no longer spurting but still will kill you

>goes back to normal

>cycle repeats every few minutes

>adapt

>accidentally mix shampoo and conditioner (icky bad wrong schedule)

>finally finished

>water all over bathroom somehow