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guys i think montgomery gator is gonna break my streak of all my favorites being freddy’s
Guys I need help finding a book. I usually don't post much of my own stuff on here but I've been thinking about this book I read a little while ago and can't remember what it was called or much of the plot but I'm determined to find it.
The book starts with three siblings (two sisters and a brother) and they're hiding out in a bunker in the middle of some war (I'm pretty sure they were European). Then they all start wishing they were somewhere else and end up in this (alternate? parallel?) universe with a bunch of magical creatures and stuff. They were greeted by a centaur and invited to stay as long as they wanted because time wouldn't move in their universe. There was some king or something in their universe that hated the mythical creatures and tried to wage war on them. The oldest sister ended up courting him to keep the peace but something happened and he attacked anyway. This was over the course of like five years before they went back and then it time skips a little. All I remember after that is that the youngest sister gets sent to an all girls academy and one day goes missing and it ends by them discovering that she found a way to go back to that universe and decided to stay there permanently.
Please tell me someone knows what I'm talking about because I'm starting to think I'm going crazy😭
omg is that Tony Hawk??
Fidel Castro leaps of a tank during the Bay of Pigs Invasion - April 17, 1961
hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited
Also when I’m ovulating my tits hurt bad…please someone put them in your mouth I’m so desperate they need to be sucked on they’re so sore I can’t even wear a bra without it minorly hurting pleaseeeee
sexyman contest 2
GUYS GUYS HEAR ME OUT
SPAMTONSWEEP.
I WANT HIM IN THE SEMIFINALS AT. THE. LEAST.
PLEASE????
nobody touch me i’m ugly crying rn wtf
damn the delivery boy.
Pairing: Jeon Jeongguk / Reader.
Genre: Expecting Parents AU / Fluff and Non-explicit smut.
Summary: Jeon Jeongguk is a computer science major working as a pizza delivery boy, and you are an uninspired published author who has just started an art degree. When you realise that the delivery boy is your old high school crush, he keeps coming back, but with more to offer than just puff pastry and vegetarian supreme. Though little did he know that he would end up giving you something much more that flips both of your worlds completely upside down in the form of two blue lines and nine months.
Count: 9,656 words.
month one.
Two lines.
The second is a little faint, but it is there, undeniably there, growing stronger by the second as your heart sinks deeper into the pit of your stomach and suddenly you are keeling over the sink, throwing up a combination of panic and regret. You wipe your mouth, sit back on the closed lid of the toilet, shut your eyes and take a deep breath, holding it until your lungs burn and your lashes fly back apart to look at the test still shaking between your fingertips.
There, right before your eyes, two fucking blue lines protruding like two middle fingers, poking up at you and saying – Congratulations sucker, you are pregnant!
Twenty-three years old and pregnant.
You throw up again.
This has got to be the biggest mistake of your life.
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I've mentioned my nekoma boys b4 but never drew them hhh- Here they are!! Meet Shigeo and Kaito!!
More info!
Also I'm a clown and realised you can't really read their heights and weights I'm sorry, also I drew Kaito's jersey wroNg AhhhHhH
Shigeo: 192.2cm & 88.5kg [Setter & Vice-captain]
Kaito: 176.8cm & 69.3kg [Spiker & Captain]
Shigeo is a second year!! He's known Kaito since middle school as Kaito had always been a senior he looked up to in the volleyball team??
Honestly I know they kinda have a similar dynamic to bokuaka but hear me out;; Shigeo is actually very loud!! He gets excited when he does a good set or a good feint!! When he does he always kinda just instinctively waddles over to Kaito to seek validation 😔😔
Kaito acknowledges his hard work by patting him on the head and stuff because he admitted it was kinda cute haha
Kaito doesn't admit it but Shigeo was technically his favourite Kouhai since the younger really admired him for some reason. Shigeo is always kinda following Kaito around like a puppy during a practice and everyone else on the team is just 😑😑
But more on Kaito, he doesn't really know how to verbalise his thoughts well but he's a good captain nonetheless, he gets pretty tilted when he doesn't get his spikes but most of the time he's pretty laid-back despite his somewhat snappy appearance
Shigeo's favourite food is anything with mushrooms and Kaito likes anything spicy. (Shigeo cannot take spicy food at all.)
Shigeo gets jealous a little when Kaito give other people more attention 🤡 but because he's vice-captain he has to act like he isn't although he has a very obvious pout lol
TLDR: Shigeo follows Kaito around like a puppy
“ I understand that. but what i DON’’T understand is why it doesn’t turn on ? “ she tilted her head, stepping back & away from his grasp with a grin.
“IT’S password protected love,” he tried, failing to cover the laugh that escaped as he grabbed back at his phone.
y’all this is not what I meant when I said my request were open 😭
100% need the really nice guy who hates only you 😞😞😞🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AND HATE AT FIRST SIGHT OMFFF 🤤🤤‼️‼️
Someone needs to write these 🤣🤣🤣
accidentally kidnapping mafia boss is so good imagine how funny it would be
I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???