Haikyuu Incorrect - Tumblr Posts

“meet you’re new owners.”

pairing: fukurodani x y/n who’s not like other girls

wc: 2.1k of pure crack 

warnings: painfully cringey wattpad style writing, poor grammar and spelling, y/n is not like other girls, kidnapping, drugging, your parents really suck, i edited this while under the influence, akaashi and bokuto have guns and woke up choosing violence

actual author’s note: i am so sorry. but mostly i am disappointed in myself that this was the most enjoyable writing i’ve done in a while. 

this is my contribution to the whorehouse “kidnapped by haikyuu” collab. check out the rest of this disastrous collab here!!

“Y/n, ar u  even paying attention to the game?”

My naturally curly (but i straitened it for school) blond hair hit my bestie in the face as I spun around to face her. “Umm, Kelsey-san, no?! Your the one who dragged me here, I don’t even care about volleyball.”

It waz true. She had made me come to the stupid game against my will, all because she had a crush on Boktuo Kotaro, the captain of our school’s (Furikoodane) volleyball team. Of course, thank god I always had a book on me. My favorite subject is English, except the teacher (a/n: or sensei, if we are being accurate, haha ;3) never picked good literature. I had brung my beloved copy of Twilight to the game, with all its postit notes and hilighted pages, hoping to pass the time and maybe look mysterious. i would never tell kesley, but i secretly hoped to catch the eyes of someone there, since the players were actually pretty hawt. 🔥

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