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“One of the Marines has a pinup of Cortana on his door. The Master Chief comes at him angrily while other Marines try to hold him back.”
*Gets down on one knee* Will you be my master chief to my Cortana?
Cortana: Did you hear anything?
John-117: No. What is?
Cortana: Your heartbeat. It's too high.
John-117: I'm ok.
Cortana: Seriously? Then I guess you fell in love with someone.
John-117: ...
Cortana: ...
John-117: No.
Cortana: You think so?
John-117: Yes.
Cortana: Do you want to talk...
John-117: No.
John-117, in the cafe with Cortana: I need a table.
Waiter: Are you together?
Blue team: *turns up behind their backs* Yes!
John: Wha-?..
Fred-104: I would like a cupcake, please!
Kelly-087: And I need a cup of tea.
Linda-058: Do you have rabbits? I want to eat a big tasty one!
Kelly-087: *glares* Linda!
Fred-104: *stares* Linda...
John-117: ...
Linda: What's wrong?
John-117: No. We aren't. Not right now.
Cortana: Oh. We need a table for three and a table for two, please.
That's true. Congratulations!
Finally collect my own Blue Team.
They are perfect! And really good! <3
Carter-A259: ...
Kat-B320: ...
Carter-A259: You can't...
Kat-B320: Meow.
Carter-A259: ...just meowing.
Kat-B320: Do you see? I can. Meow.
Carter-A259: ...
Hello. This morning I was trying to draw Cortana from Halo 3 but later I understand I can't draw her body so she has her body from Halo 5
@eternally-second-one Yes, I love them too.
I found the whole picture
That's really Fred
Hey! (alert: SPOILERS)
This is Cortana
And Master Chief
Halo 4
Halo 5: Guardians
Halo 6: Infinite
(Sorry for text) (text: Are you sure?)
Of course
The same pictures
My mom called him
crocodile
My mom called him
crocodile