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i wrote something kinda silly
imitation shax chat fic
errr hope you enjoy :D
USERNAME KEY:
jaewoo: momwoo
hyuk: demonchild
ryok: dummyryok
dojin: a shark :D
leehyun: theonlynormalone
*~SONS OF THE DEVIL~*
momwoo: fellow shax members, we have a situation
demonchild: what did ryok do this time
demonchild: hold on why is my name demonchild
momwoo: believe it or not it was actually not ryok this time
a shark :D: 0.0
dummyryok: i was the witness this time
dummyryok: WHY IS MY NAME THAT
momwoo: leehyun picked the names
demonchild: i can tell
a shark :D: i picked mine
demonchild: i can tell
a shark :D: aww you know me so well
theonlynormalone: i cant tell if thats a smiley face or a frown in your name dojin
demonchild: its schrödingers smiley
theonlynormalone: biblically accurate smiley
momwoo: guys we still have a situation
demonchild: IM INNOCENT
theonlynormalone: sure you are
a shark :D: lets hear the situation guys
momwoo: thank you dojin
the situation is
someone tried cooking
and left the kitchen in a mess
demonchild: couldnt be me im allergic to kitchens
theonlynormalone: thats the worst excuse youve made so far
demonchild: you wouldnt punish me mom ÓwÒ
momwoo: so you admit to being the perpetrator
demonchild: …
momwoo: im not gonna punish you. just make you take responsibility
demonchild: …meaning?
momwoo: clean the kitchen
demonchild: o0o
a shark :D: ill help you out hyukie
momwoo: no youre not
a shark :D: :c
theonlynormalone: how did you even make such a mess in the kitchen
you dont normally cook
demonchild: i was trying to make food for yall since you work so hard UwU
dummyryok: he was trying some recipe he found on tiktok to show off
momwoo: i thought i banned tiktok
demonchild: mom how will we engage with our fanbase if we cant use tiktok??
theonlynormalone: literally any other platform
tiktok is full of terrible music and brainrot. its not worth using
a shark :D: i think it has some good content
theonlynormalone: shut up
a shark :D: D:
dummyryok: i gotta agree with leehyun. that app isnt good for kids
demonchild: im not a kid
theonlynormalone: its not good for adults either
a shark :D: is anyone gonna talk about the fact that HYUK WAS COOKING USING A SPONGE???
theonlynormalone: WDYM???
a shark :D: i found a sponge covered in whipped cream and some other stuff id rather not describe
momwoo: i told you not to help him clean shark
demonchild: lmao. ur name is shark now
momwoo: please explain what you were doing with that sponge hyuk
demonchild: im using it to clean???
a shark :D: ur not even cleaning
you used it in cooking dont lie
demonchild: traitor
theonlynormalone: did tiktok seriously think a dish made with a literal sponge would taste good or is it a prank i gen cant tell
demonchild: …
momwoo: at this point i dont want to know. just clean it up please
a shark :D: on it jaewoo!
momwoo: not you dojin
demonchild: :(
theonlynormalone: you brought this upon yourself