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just read the whole thing and i love it, @morganski-19 youre so awesome
srsly everyone go read this
Chapter 13: Bad Person
Mike: Hey, where are you?
Mike: I was looking for you and you weren’t in your room
Nancy: Oh, I’m over at Robin’s
Nancy: Is something wrong?
Mike: It’s nothing
Mike: I don’t want to bother you if you’re with Robin
Mike: Just forget about it
Nancy: No, you can talk to me
Nancy: She’s still asleep anyway, so you’re not interrupting anything
Mike: Oh, are you sure?
Nancy: Yes
Mike: Do you think I’m a bad person?
Nancy: What, of course not
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INT. JOHN'S APARTMENT - EVENING
John and his boyfriend Paul are sitting on the couch sipping on their glasses of wine. The apartment is dimly lit with soft music playing in the background.
John: *smiling* I had a really great evening with you tonight.
Paul: *smiling back* Yes, it was lovely. I always enjoy spending time with you.
John: *taking a sip of his wine* The food you cooked was amazing. You always know how to treat me right.
Paul: *laughs* I'm glad you enjoyed it. I have to impress my man, right?
John: *playfully nudging Paul's shoulder* You always impress me, babe.
Paul: *leans in for a kiss* You know what would make this evening even better?
John: *raises an eyebrow* What's that?
Paul: *grinning mischievously* A game of strip poker.
John: *laughs* You're always trying to get me naked.
Paul: *smirks* Of course. You're too sexy to be fully clothed.
John: *rolls his eyes teasingly* Alright, alright. Let's play.
The couple set up the game and begin to play, bantering and laughing as they do. Eventually, John ends up losing and laughs as he removes his shirt.
John: You cheated somehow, didn't you?
Paul: *grinning* I have no idea what you're talking about.
The evening continues with the couple enjoying each other's company and creating new memories together.
FADE OUT.
INT. THERAPIST’S OFFICE – DAY
TOM, a sensitive and curious man in his early thirties, sits across from LINDA, a warm and compassionate relationship coach.
TOM: *slightly nervous* So, Linda, I’ve been single for almost a year now and… I’m starting to feel really lonely. I had this long-term relationship with my ex-boyfriend, it lasted for five years. But everything just ended so abruptly, and I still can’t quite figure out why.
LINDA: *sympathetic* Tom, it’s great that you’re taking the initiative to seek some answers. Relationships can be complicated, and it’s natural to have questions. Let’s start by exploring what you think might have gone wrong. Do you have any insights?
TOM: *thoughtfully* Well, looking back, I think one of the issues was that we didn’t communicate effectively. We both had different expectations, but we never really talked about them. And when problems arose, we didn’t address them constructively either. It all just built up until it became unbearable, I guess.
LINDA: *nods* Communication is indeed a crucial component of any relationship. It’s important to express our needs and desires, and also to truly listen to our partner’s perspective. What do you think prevented you both from having those conversations?
TOM: *sighs* I think we were both afraid of conflict and confrontation. We avoided difficult conversations because we didn’t want to upset each other. Looking back, I realize that avoiding those conversations only led to bigger issues later on.
LINDA: *supportively* It’s not uncommon for people to fear confrontation, Tom. But it’s important to understand that conflicts, when approached with compassion and respect, can actually strengthen a relationship. It’s about finding a balance between expressing yourself and being receptive to your partner’s feelings.
TOM: *nods* I see what you’re saying. We should have been open and honest with each other, even if it meant dealing with some uncomfortable moments. That’s something I definitely want to work on in my future relationships.
LINDA: *encouragingly* Absolutely, Tom. And remember, it’s not only about expressing your needs and concerns. It’s also about actively listening to your partner and trying to understand their perspective. Creating a safe space for open and honest communication can make a world of difference.
TOM: *sincerely* Thank you, Linda. Your insights have really given me a lot to think about. I’m determined to improve and make sure my next relationship has a solid foundation of open communication.
LINDA: *smiling* I’m glad I could help, Tom. Remember, learning from past experiences and growing as an individual is a beautiful journey. Just take it one step at a time, and I’m confident you’ll find the connection you’re looking for.
They both stand up, ready to embark on this new journey together.
FADE OUT.
INT. PARK BENCH - DAY
John, a 30-year-old man with a complex mix of nervousness and excitement, sits down on the bench next to Mr. Harrison, a handsome and kind-hearted man in his mid-40s. There is a palpable tension in the air.
JOHN: *trying to sound casual* Hey, Mr. Harrison! Beautiful day, isn't it?
MR. HARRISON: *smiling* It definitely is, John. How are you doing today?
JOHN: *nervously* Oh, you know, just the usual. Work, errands, and all that. But... um... there's actually something I wanted to talk to you about.
MR. HARRISON: *raising an eyebrow* Oh really? Well, go ahead. I'm here to listen.
John takes a deep breath, mustering up the courage to express his feelings.
JOHN: *quietly* I've been feeling something... for a while now. And I think it's time I tell you the truth. I... I've fallen in love with you, Mr. Harrison.
Mr. Harrison's eyes widen in surprise, but he manages to maintain his composure.
MR. HARRISON: *taken aback* John... I didn't expect this. I value our friendship, but I never saw you in that way. I'm flattered, really.
JOHN: *apologetic* I know, I know. It's just... I can't help how I feel. I've been trying to suppress it, but it's becoming harder every day. And I couldn't keep it a secret anymore.
Mr. Harrison stays silent for a moment, contemplating his response.
MR. HARRISON: *sincerely* John, I appreciate your honesty. You're a great person, and our friendship means a lot to me. But I have to be upfront with you too. I'm not sure if I can reciprocate those feelings romantically.
JOHN: *disappointed but understanding* I understand, Mr. Harrison. It's okay. I just needed to tell you how I felt. I value your friendship too much to let my feelings ruin what we have.
MR. HARRISON: *smiling gently* That's very mature of you, John. And I want you to know that I still want to be your friend. We can continue to spend time together just like we always have.
JOHN: *slightly relieved* That means a lot to me, Mr. Harrison. I'm glad we can still be friends. Maybe with time, my feelings will fade away.
They sit in a comfortable silence, both relieved by their open and honest conversation.
MR. HARRISON: *encouraging* Just remember, John, there's somebody out there who will reciprocate your feelings. You deserve to be happy, and I'm here for you no matter what.
JOHN: *smiling* Thank you, Mr. Harrison. Your support means everything to me.
They continue talking, their friendship stronger than ever, as they enjoy the rest of the beautiful day together on the park bench.
FADE OUT.
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
John, a nervous but determined young man in his late 20s, sits at a table in a coffee shop, glancing towards the entrance every few seconds. Suddenly, Jamie, an attractive and friendly guy around the same age, walks in, carrying a book and wearing a warm smile.
JOHN: *excitedly* Oh, hey! Jamie!
JAMIE: *slightly surprised but friendly* Hey, John! How are you?
JOHN: *nervously* I've been good, thanks. Can I join you?
JAMIE: *sincerely* Of course, have a seat!
John gathers his courage and sits down across from Jamie. He takes a deep breath and begins the conversation.
JOHN: *awkwardly* So... I've been meaning to talk to you for a while now. I hope you don't mind.
JAMIE: *curious* No, not at all. What's up?
JOHN: *nervously* Well, I've noticed that we have a lot in common, and... I was wondering if you might be interested in going out sometime?
Jamie appears genuinely flattered but a bit taken aback.
JAMIE: *sincerely* John, I really appreciate your honesty, but I should tell you that I'm gay.
JOHN: *startled* Oh, really? I...I didn't know that. I'm sorry if I assumed something wrong.
JAMIE: *kindly* It's alright, John. It happens. Thank you for being understanding.
JOHN: *relieved* Of course. I just wanted to make sure I didn't misinterpret anything. No hard feelings?
JAMIE: *smiling* No hard feelings at all. I'm flattered that you're interested in getting to know me better, even if it doesn't work out romantically.
JOHN: *grinning* Well, in that case, would you be interested in grabbing a coffee as friends?
Jamie's smile widens, and he nods.
JAMIE: *sincerely* I'd love to, John. As friends, it is.
They both share a moment of relief and understanding, laughing together.
JOHN: *excitedly* Great! How about tomorrow evening? There's this new café that just opened downtown.
JAMIE: *enthusiastically* Sounds perfect! Count me in.
They exchange contact information and the conversation carries on, shifting to other shared interests and future plans.
FADE OUT.
Looking for hatchetfield chat fics of all types: pretend twitter, tumblr, or just group chats.
In exchange i shall deliver a fanfic of your request (hatchetfield, ATLA, good omens, SAF, Doctor who ig, and more!) and if I don’t know it, then dog pics, freshly minted just a few minutes ago
niche fanfiction
i am in the midst of writing a very niche chatfic about a show i used to watch when i was younger. and you might think it can't be that niche, and to that i say: i mean, i don't know, i haven't really checked if there's anything from that fandom on ao3 yet, BUT like, i do not know if there's an audience for this specific fic expect for me, lmao.
so this show was called "Das Haus Anubis", which is the german version of the dutch-language television series "Het Huis Anubis". for context, i'm from germany, and so i watched some of this show when it aired on nickelodeon and i loved it. i don't know how well the other versions did, but this was apparently a hit in germany. i'm rewatching it right now since it's on netflix now, and so i kind of spontaneously decided to write a chatfic about the characters. i'm also writing it in english, cause i'm more confident in my english writing.
so i am writing this chatfic about the german adaption of a dutch show that aired from 2009 to 2012 on nickeleodeon, that's already really damn specific. i'm also writing it in english, so that limits the target audience even further. now you might say 'maybe people from other countries watched this show on netflix with subtitles or something-' YOU CAN'T. there is only german audio and german subtitles, YOU CAN ONLY WATCH THIS SHOW IN GERMAN.
that means the target audience for this fanfiction are german people who've watched this show and care enough for it to read a fanfic about it, specifically a chatfic, and who'd rather read it in english than in german.
and i AM going to publish this to ao3. i'm writing this for myself and because it's fun, of course, but i would still like to publish it.
no one is going to read this but me, and i think that's fucking hilarious.
ps.: if anyone is interested in reading this, feel free to check it out when it's done, but it'll make absolutely no sense probably.
Fic request + Chatfic/Red update!!
So, if you're read my AO3 posts you may be familiar with the Karasuno Chatfic. (If not, it's an enjoyable read - i was so insanely sleep deprived whilst writing it's hilarious)
It will be a three part series (unless I'm persuaded for more (i am very easily persuaded)), that chatfic, Red ( a super angsty non-chatfic sequel about Tsukki WHICH I AM WRITINNG I SWEAR) and then that next chatfic.
So, down to business. If you want to put through a request for that chatfic of one of the options listed below, message me! (you can comment on the posts but Tumblr messages will be much easier for me)
Character display name/name changes
Scenes/character interactions
Entire chapters/chapter briefs (i don't have many ideas and I want it to be longish)
Idk just requests lmao
I'm going to stick to Karasuno for now, and ofc super long elaborate ones may be hard for me to manage/might take longer, but I will try my best! And Red is still to be finished and posted so that may change up a fewww things (maybe idk)
Alsooo I break up from school in three weeks so I can spend hours a day cranking these out xD
REQUESTS CLOSE ON AUGUST 5TH!!!
Thanks :)))
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21k • 4/4 (complete) • mature • shiro/oc, endgame sheith
Keith helps Shiro find the strength to leave his abusive boyfriend and make a fresh start.
Long-distance best friends modern AU. One of the most personal things I’ve ever written tbh, please take care.
[Read the fic on AO3]
Me, lying in my bed at 3 a.m.: do I like chat fics because I was in Homestuck fandom?
Yall I need a03 chatfic type recommendations pls I'm begging you
*cough* jegulus pls *cough*
Yes, it is another book cover. I will make more.
Alright! Here it is! 😊
Cleo & MC chat___
Cleo- MC! Are we ready?
MC - Why am I doing this?
Cleo- …
-You really can’t remember? You said you messed up in the company and now they want you to payback the money you lost.
MC - Ah! Yes…
-The target will be at the plaza on Monday
Cleo- You think that’s a safe plan?
MC - We should probably take care of the CCTV? Otherwise…no. It’s nowhere near safe.
Cleo- …
-Did you ask Jake for help?
MC - What? No! Why do you think I’m using this damn burner phone?
Cleo- Just so we won’t get caught by Jake?
MC - And other authorities too.
- Aaargh! I still can’t understand why I agreed to this?
Cleo- But how are we going to take care of the CCTV if Jake is not going to help?
MC - …
- OK. Plaza is no good idea.
Cleo- Target is said to go to his summerhouse in the evening.
- It’s located in the middle of a forest.
MC - Cleo! No matter how I think, that’s where we should carry out this mission!
Cleo- Alright.
-Then is it settled? Our plan A is still safe right?
MC - If anything go astray, let’s switch to plan B.
Cleo- We had a plan B?!
MC - Of course. Let me explain.
….Typing
Cleo- Um…MC?
-I have been added to a strange group chat…with you?
-Does this have anything to do with our plan B?
MC - Believe me. I have no fucking idea
Cleo- MC! Watch your mouth!
MC - …
- Is this really the time to worry about that?
- Let’s see who did this.
On the new Group Chat___
MC - Good day, Stranger!
Cleo- Why are we greeting them, MC?
MC - Who knows? What if this is Dr.Crow?
Cleo- Who’s that?!
Jake joined the group chat
MC - Jake?!
Cleo- Why are you doing confusing things, Jake?
MC - I have a bad feeling about this…
Jake- Damn it! What do you think you are doing MC?
Cleo- Watch your mouth Jake.
MC - Cleo, believe me. This isn’t the time to correct that.
Jake- …
-You two really thought you could get away after murder?
MC - See? My bad feeling was right.
Cleo- MC, this is not the time for that.
- How did you know?
Jake- You shouldn’t use burner phones near your smart phones in the first place…
- That was only one clumsy mistake!
-You know, it would have been safer if you just used your smart phones as I am protecting them.
MC - Aww Jake. Thank you!
Jake- :)
Cleo- …
Jake- Right.
- You two are out of this mission.
MC -What?!
Cleo- That can’t be!
Jake- MC, I have already found out who stole the money from your office. And Cleo, I have already found who blackmailed your mother. Thus, neither of you have to carry out this crazy mission.
Cleo- Thank you. For the first time, I think it was a wise idea to keep a hacker as a friend.
MC - Jake!🥺
- I love you! Jake is offline.
Cleo - Wait, why did he suddenly go offline?!
MC - 🤭He’s blushing.
So I went with a quite light-hearted? one🤭 @geocait0815 Thanks again!❤️️ I hope you'd like it!😊
Okay, for the prompt game: a chatfic about MC and Cleo accepting a job as hit(wo)men. They first discuss the job and plan but then, when they want to execute the plan, things go really sideways.
OMG That's a tricky one😄
I will try my best to write a good one.(Though it may take some time) Thanks for the ask❤️️
i wrote something kinda silly
imitation shax chat fic
errr hope you enjoy :D
USERNAME KEY:
jaewoo: momwoo
hyuk: demonchild
ryok: dummyryok
dojin: a shark :D
leehyun: theonlynormalone
*~SONS OF THE DEVIL~*
momwoo: fellow shax members, we have a situation
demonchild: what did ryok do this time
demonchild: hold on why is my name demonchild
momwoo: believe it or not it was actually not ryok this time
a shark :D: 0.0
dummyryok: i was the witness this time
dummyryok: WHY IS MY NAME THAT
momwoo: leehyun picked the names
demonchild: i can tell
a shark :D: i picked mine
demonchild: i can tell
a shark :D: aww you know me so well
theonlynormalone: i cant tell if thats a smiley face or a frown in your name dojin
demonchild: its schrödingers smiley
theonlynormalone: biblically accurate smiley
momwoo: guys we still have a situation
demonchild: IM INNOCENT
theonlynormalone: sure you are
a shark :D: lets hear the situation guys
momwoo: thank you dojin
the situation is
someone tried cooking
and left the kitchen in a mess
demonchild: couldnt be me im allergic to kitchens
theonlynormalone: thats the worst excuse youve made so far
demonchild: you wouldnt punish me mom ÓwÒ
momwoo: so you admit to being the perpetrator
demonchild: …
momwoo: im not gonna punish you. just make you take responsibility
demonchild: …meaning?
momwoo: clean the kitchen
demonchild: o0o
a shark :D: ill help you out hyukie
momwoo: no youre not
a shark :D: :c
theonlynormalone: how did you even make such a mess in the kitchen
you dont normally cook
demonchild: i was trying to make food for yall since you work so hard UwU
dummyryok: he was trying some recipe he found on tiktok to show off
momwoo: i thought i banned tiktok
demonchild: mom how will we engage with our fanbase if we cant use tiktok??
theonlynormalone: literally any other platform
tiktok is full of terrible music and brainrot. its not worth using
a shark :D: i think it has some good content
theonlynormalone: shut up
a shark :D: D:
dummyryok: i gotta agree with leehyun. that app isnt good for kids
demonchild: im not a kid
theonlynormalone: its not good for adults either
a shark :D: is anyone gonna talk about the fact that HYUK WAS COOKING USING A SPONGE???
theonlynormalone: WDYM???
a shark :D: i found a sponge covered in whipped cream and some other stuff id rather not describe
momwoo: i told you not to help him clean shark
demonchild: lmao. ur name is shark now
momwoo: please explain what you were doing with that sponge hyuk
demonchild: im using it to clean???
a shark :D: ur not even cleaning
you used it in cooking dont lie
demonchild: traitor
theonlynormalone: did tiktok seriously think a dish made with a literal sponge would taste good or is it a prank i gen cant tell
demonchild: …
momwoo: at this point i dont want to know. just clean it up please
a shark :D: on it jaewoo!
momwoo: not you dojin
demonchild: :(
theonlynormalone: you brought this upon yourself
Peepaw Leo: The Chatfic (Or Something)
Okay so I wrote like a 30+ page chatfic of Peepaw's all stuck in the same groupchat (OMO, MNMC, Ghost from GitS, Ronin from the Discord fic, uhhh, and 3sc!) and I never posted it.
But now I have this shiny, kinda-new Tumblr account, and I thought I'd post some of my favorite bits (Maybe I'll post even more in the future who knows)
Key for the Peepaws btw: Ronin: ThePeepawTM OMO f!Leo: Das-not-good Ghost: Caspers_Dad_Arc 3sc!Leonardo: ChildSupportx2 MNMC f!Leo: Please.Caffinate.Me. Canon!Splinter(recently mutated): MiniFather
Das-Not-Good:
It was probably either murder orr he just jumped someone again, hard to tell. Your lighting sucks, Caff.
Caspers_Dad_Arc:
Again?
Please.Caffinate.Me:
I told you that in coNFIDENCE DAS YOU LITTLE SHIT IM GONNA FIGHT YOU
Caspers_Dad_Arc:
You and me both. We can go fight Das together.
Das-Not-Good:
Why :(
Das-not-good: Ello mini pops!
MiniFather: proceeds to backread I wish I had coffee. Please Ghost, give us your coffee. I just got the kids to finally sleep. I'm about to pass out.
ChildSupportx2: Me too, but i can’t get coffee :(
Caffinate.Me.Now: WHA TABOU M E
ThePeepawTM: None of you are getting coffee except for Ghost, and thats only because i can’t reach his dimension and help his kids with the intervention.
Caspers_Dad_Arc: Not for a lack of trying of course.
Das-not-good: Casper for the love of Pizza-
Caspers_Dad_Arc: I’m perfectly willing to start eating the beans raw if you steal my mugs and coffee machine. Don’t test me. Also you have no room to speak here Das, Mr. bad habits
Das-not-good: Uh Wow I mean thats fair ig but still Ouch :(
Das-Not-Good:
You guys ever look at the children and like No Why r u so small and squishy Stop that Id literally die for u
ChildSupportx2:
Fr tho Leo and Leon are so fricking tiny i wanno throw them into a blanket nest and never let them go
Caspers_Dad_Arc:
Exactly. Nothing can ever touch my kids, not unless they feel like getting some good ol’ DIY surgery. :)
Please.Caffinate.Me has been changed to Caffinate.Me.Now
Caffinate.Me.Now:
Lmao ye DIY surgery is right Thn ey naver seme coming Ehehehebjhhjbvg
ChildSupportx2:
Oh god Wheres the caffeine
Das-not-good:
U know how we've established that Leon is a cat?
ChildSupportx2:
Yeah?
Das-not-good:
ChildSupportx2:
NFKFJNEJKFNJAFNEAJFEA PFFT– YOUR NOT WRONG
Caspers_Dad_Arc:
*You’re I do agree with the sentiment though. And that makes you three, the triplets, older grumpy cats.
Please.Caffinate.Me:
That makes u the grumpiest old cat Old ghost cat
Das-not-good:
Old
Caspers_Dad_Arc:
I am getting jumped by a trio of sassy untamed racoons. @ThePeepawTM Help me
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I'll probably post some more later fjkegekgks I forgot how fun these interactions were
Should I just post it on Ao3? I kinda want to now-
Have just spent several hours hunting this down, am now reblogging to make it easier to find
Tech hacks into priority chat because the Bad Batch want to know if there are any regs that are not “normal”. They stare in confusion and interest when they begin to see that maybe no one is “normal” or sane.
Or you know. Technically as unit commander Hunter is entitled access… hehehe OneNoted