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I love all of this so much. Especially Henrik and Bobby. Spot on. Though, I feel like Hannah would be one of those people who becomes excited at the prospect of a toddler and reads a bunch of books about them, and becomes insufferable as she "corrects" the single mom's parenting technique. Also, I think she'd do well with a toddler but be a patronizing baby-talker to an older child and put them off completely. But obviously this is through the lens of someone who REALLY doesn't enjoy RHannah, so I might be being mean to her.
How do you think the LI's (who want kids) would react to a single mother? Don't worry, the baby Daddy's fine. He just went on the legendary 100 billion years quest for milk with Gary's dad.
I think it'd be interesting since wanting children and becoming a parental figure for a child are two entirely different things.
"He just went on the legendary 100 billion years quest for milk with Gary's dad."
WOW.
anywaaaay, single moms! let's consider a mom of a toddler.
kassam. absolutely would think twice about dating someone who's a parent. it's already difficult for him to date someone who he cannot see on a regular basis because of his occupation, so he would think twice about getting serious with someone who has a little someone that's so vulnerable in this situation.
henrik. instant dad. i'm sorry but if he likes that girl he wants to meet the kid, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. and i absolutely love to picture him already doing some drawing and some puzzles with the little one right away. kids love him and the love is mutual. and yes the kid is beating him on puzzles and memory games. also, MANY, MANY, MANY board and video games. and it goes on forever if the mom doesn't say anything.
"guys, it's time for bed."
henrik pouts and makes a sad face. "okay..." he gets up before realizing she was talking to the kid and gives her a sweet smile. "oh, right, them. yeah, that makes more sense."
bobby. i feel he wouldn't have a problem, but he wouldn't be as careful as i think people should be in this scenario. 'cause listen, getting involved with someone with a child is one thing, getting involved with them and meeting the child without knowing if the relationship is serious is irresponsible. i feel like the mother might be telling him to slow down because he would probably get excited about meeting the child right away.
gary. he doesn't have a problem either. might be throwing some cheesy jokes about her being a MILF and i kinda don't mind that. he definitely likes someone a little more mature, and you can't deny parenthood does that to a person, so no obstacles here. but he would hold back about meeting the kid for a while, because as you mentioned so briefly, he has gone through that and wouldn't want to do that to a kid, that pain is familiar.
noah. come on, we know this one. he might have the same issue as bobby, getting too excited to meet the kid and has to be reminded it's too soon, but when he does? AH IT'S SO CUTE! noah loves reading to children and this lucky little bastard would have a reading every day, I LOVE IT.
ibrahim. i feel like he knows how young he is, and how that could be an obstacle when dating a parent. he knows if things get serious the problem is not meeting the child, it's what happens after if it doesn't work. he's thinking ahead and considering every possibility. personally, i think rahim wouldn't have a relationship with a mother because of that. everything is really volatile at his age so it wouldn't be wise.
the ones that are not canon but i'm assuming because it's almost canon:
lottie. she might get lost in the cuteness of a kid and wake up before making the mistake of getting involved too early. once she's introduced to the child i think it's fair to say she's buying them a couple of pieces that would fit her own aesthetic, like a bow or shoes.
hannah. she's really young, and i know there's a stereotype here but in her case i think it's accurate just how much she would like to meet the little bastard. she's so tender and delicate and i think kids might love her. reading to them and playing with stuffed toys might be in the list for hannah.
((the others like priya i didn't include because i'm not sure about her plans for the future but i think the scale is tipping on the 'no' side.))