Forgive Me For This - Tumblr Posts
Amami: What's the most uplifting song you've ever listened to?
Akamatsu: Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive".
Chabashira: Katy Perry's "Roar".
Saihara: Bo Burnham's "Kill Yourself".
Amami: Saihara no-
Toujou: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?
Ouma: Okay, one, I don't have friends. Two, I'd still jump off without anyone else. And three, don't use overused clichés.
Ouma: You two give each other cutesie nicknames?
Harukawa: No! Momota and I are not that close!
Ouma: Really? Well...what's glucose?
Harukawa: Sugar?
Momota: *three rooms away* Maki Roll, you called?
Ouma:
Harukawa:
Ouma:
Harukawa:
Ouma: Nishishi~
Harukawa: I CAN EXPLAIN-
Komaeda: So I tried catching fog today...
Hinata: Komaeda if you make a pun I swear-
Komaeda: I mist.
Hinata: *angrily* KOMAEDA.
Saionji: Nurses are shit jobs. Why does trashy pig barf like you enjoy it?
Tsumiki: I love healing the ones I love!
Tsumiki: I enjoy seeing them recover!
Tsumiki: *in a much darker voice* And I especially crave watching my despised slowly dying as I give them placebo pills that are supposedly cures but are really cyanide and/or hydrogen peroxide.
Saionji:
Tsumiki:
Saionji: *screaming*
Naegi: Okay. The victim was stabb-
Kirigiri: Got it, know the killer. See you later.
Naegi: Wh-What? You just saw the crime scene for 4 1/2 seconds!
Kirigiri: Naegi, stop complaining. Now when the class trial rolls around I will know everything but I'll pass it onto you whilst you're still in the dark about this.
Naegi: Dammit...
Kirigiri: No pressure!
Kirigiri: Also if you mess up I'll vote for you even though I know the real blackened.
Iruma: Gimme a D!
Ouma: D!
Iruma: Gimme an I!
Ouma: I!
Iruma: Gimme a C!
Ouma: C!
Iruma: Gimme a-
Saihara: Okay stop this right the fuck now-
Souda: *walks in* Hey, how y'all-
Cham-P: *growling*
Souda: *screaming like hell* GETCHO FUCKING HAMSTER BITCH-
Tanaka: It don't bite.
Souda: YES IT DO GETCHO-
Fukawa: Wake me up!
Naegi: Before yo g-
Fukawa: WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIDE
Ishimaru: I'm a bad boy!
Oowada: All you did was show up late to class by a millisecond.
Ishimaru: *attempts to flex muscles*
Asahina: Hey, what yould you like to eat?
Fukawa: *internally* The souls of the innocent-
Syo: A bagel.
Fukawa: *internally* NOOOOOO-
Syo: Two bagels.
Chabashira: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH YONAGA YESTERDAY
Yumeno: BUT CHABASHIRA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
Chabashira: IIIII WON'T HESITATE, BITCH *fires a gun*
Kuwata: *walks into the bedroom* Lemme see what you have in your hand!
Maizono: *running to Kuwata* A KNIFE!
Kuwata: *running away and grabs sword replica* NO! Ohmygodwhydoesshehaveakni-