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So I just realized that Jason has never met Dionysus, like yes he and Percy met him as Bacchus in Mark of Athena, but we all know that gods Roman and Greek sides are very different. In the book Jason even said that Bacchus wasnt that bad, and was actually revered by many, and he couldn't understand why Percy dindnt believe he could help. So now all I can think about is the fact that Jason decided to stay at Camp Half Blood, and we can assume that Dionysus still has to finish out his sentence as head of the camp. So if all that happens just imagine Dionysus just sitting in a Hawaiian shirt drinking diet coke, and Jason walks up to him, and dionysus is just like "get out of my face Joe gandolf" or something like that, and Jason is just so confused.

This makes me want to move wherever this is so badly 🏝🤿🏄🏼‍♀️🥥🍊also reminds me that I am a broke bitch and never leave my house and I am single asf and have no friends 😭