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Richard, why would you do that?

League of Villains’ Bdays + Florida Man

Dabi: Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands

Shigaraki: Florida man arrested after police find 5 bottles of fireball in his golf cart

Kurogiri: Florida man on bike hoped ‘hideous’ blonde wig would help him evade deputies

Twice: Florida man accidentally shoots his own arm, notices 2 days later

Spinner: Florida man asks Walmart employee for ‘anything that would kill 200 people’

Toga: Florida man told McDonald’s ice cream machine broken, pulls out weapon

Hawks: Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter

(sorry I couldn’t find Mr. Compress’ or Giran’s bday)

Btw tag yourself I’m Toga

I googled my Florida Man Birthday just because and ......

.....idek what to do with this

cool... mine was: Florida Man Dies After Girlfriend Douses Him With Gasoline, nice

The Avengers as “Florida Man” Headlines

Steve:

Tony:

Peter Parker:

Clint:

Natasha:

Thor:

Scott:

Bucky Barnes:

Peter Parker (bonus):

We’ve lost Florida man

Florida Man is the only superhero that could totally kill Thanos.

Thanos kills himself because it is preferable to the horror of Florida Man.

florida man (me) arrested for eating live rat (too much sugary food) in macdonalds parking lot (the bathroom)

Kekekekekekeke (the Namjoon cackle)

BTS as florida man headlines

TAEHYUNG

JIMIN

YOONGI

HOSEOK

NAMJOON

JUNGKOOK

JIN

WHo Would Win::

Florida Man vs Anime

Florida Man Pros:

- Drugs

- Fights Alligators and commits Crimes

- Motives unclear

- There are many Florida Mans

- gun

Florida Man Cons:

- Does he get midbatttle bonus?

Anime Pros:

- There are Many animes

- Mid battle power-up

- Power of Friendship

- Very sure of motivations

- Plot Armor!!

Anime Cons:

- Only talking about Shonen Animes

CAN. FUCKING. CONFIRM. Florida is the dangling dick of America in more ways than one.

dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida

my friend had A Thought on facebook and I thought you all should see it

flashback to that one time my uncle put a live alligator in his trunk

(he thought it was dead. it was not)

Florida man found poisoned after keeping daughter locked in house.

I feel like Erik has a lot in common with Florida Man. The things Florida Man does just sound like things he could have done. Some examples:

Erik's zodiac sign is Florida Man.

This makes me want to move wherever this is so badly 🏝🤿🏄🏼‍♀️🥥🍊also reminds me that I am a broke bitch and never leave my house and I am single asf and have no friends 😭