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Today, the hay fever is going to be the kind of beast that cannot be sated with antihistamines
My mother takes such good care of me, even from all the way across the country.
I’m currently suffering hay fever from the seasons (essentially pre-winter to freeze and die winter) and I have a bone to pick with Snufkin because how is he hawling his ass to get to Moominvalley ON THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING. like sweet lord how is he not just a sniffling, red eyed, mopy, teary mess of a man with two tissues shoved up his nose. I’m dying because I dared to wake up and needed to breathe and that man is GOING ON A HIKE. WILLINGLY.
Like shit Moomintroll you got yourself a dedicated mans right there.
Or maybe he does suffer with the sniffles, he just waits till he set up camp and sits down in his tent. then BOOM tears just explode out of his face and the violent sneezing begins and if anyone goes to check on him he’s just like “oh yea I’m wonderful, the first day of spring in Moominvalley always gets me a little teary eyed”
Someone tell the plant stop. I’m sitting here barely able to breath and see. Every website says shit like “Go have so hewrbal tea“, like no it don’t work. I fucking hate hayfever