Hazbin Hotel Crew - Tumblr Posts
Love this, so cool!
Because I couldnt find a single post with ALL of the leaked Hazbin Hotel audition sheets, I made one my goshdang self.
FINALLY! Someone says it!
Charlie is overcorrecting on sympathy precisely because SHE HAS NO CLUE HOW TO READ THE ROOM. You can see it throughout the show so often. The way she dismisses Vaggies very real concern about talking to the Angels was our first hint and it happens within the first ten minutes of the entire show.
That's what she ultimately needs high empathy people like Husk and Angel for. I don't know if empathy is a skill someone can learn realistically... Though...looking at Alastor... I think he has learned a fair few things from Rosie in that regard. And he is using that knowledge to his advantage.
Absolutely everyone at the Hotel is not only a has-been but they are all burning trashfires of emotional baggage. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.
charlie's low empathy/high sympathy desperation to help people without ever really understanding WHY they feel the way they do + vaggie's complex about needing to be useful to the people she loves or else she's worthless = charlie completely mistaking vaggie's self-sacrifical behavior for an expression of love and not the trauma response that it is, because all she's grasping are the literal words out of vaggie's mouth and not the alarming nuances of terrified self-hatred lurking underneath
let's be real. hardly anybody in that fuckass hotel is cooking. charlie can only make cup ramen. vaggie and angel hoard packaged snacks like they're stocking up for apocalypse scenarios; both of them have eating disorders for different reasons. husk eats dry cereal out of the bag with his bare hands and washes it down with everclear. alastor politely eats rotting deer corpses alone in his swamp room while listening to ragtime; the most his lazy ass will do is conjure up food with magic if asked. coincidentally this is also what lucifer does when he remembers to eat at all.
but you know who both knows how to cook and does so frequently, because they enjoy it? sir pentious and niffty. they baked and decorated those cookies for lucifer's visit together. pentious approaches his recipes with the same eccentric creativity he uses for his machines, and prior to his arrival niffty was the ONLY one single-handedly keeping that kitchen free of cobwebs. they whipped up some truly fantastic family dinners for everyone during the months leading up to extermination day.
after pentious dies, niffty stops cooking in the kitchen. she doesn't like to cook alone anymore; doesn't really see the point.