HE BELITTLES MY SUFFERING - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Long Distance Modern AU (back at it again)
Geralt: oh my fucking gods it's so hot, Jask. It's literally 30°C (85-ish F)
Jaskier: oh yeah, 30s aren't fun.
Geralt: I'm dying. It's so hot. Why is it so hot I'm up NORTH
Jaskier: yeah yeah it's not that bad. Go lay down inside babe
Geralt: no but you have AC, I have a box fan
Jaskier: we don't use AC at that temp
Geralt: OKAY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. I LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS JULIAN. ITS USUALLY COLD AS BALLS UP HERE, NOT SATAN'S WET ANUS
Jaskier: WHY DID YOU CALL IT WET???
Geralt: SWAMP ASS.
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genuine things me and my beloved have said
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long distance modern au
its so fucking hot im melting and hes CLOWNING ME
but ohhh when it drops down to the 10s F where i am hes all YIKES THATS SO COLD
cant i get a morsel of sympathy
cant i get a “oh its ok babe ill get you a cold drink”
but NO
HE BELITTLES MY SUFFERING