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Mer!Bowuigi AU HCs

I'm doing this because I cant decide on a solid design for shark!Bowser sorry

Bowser is the king of the Red Sea, he fits in well because he's a colorful version of a Megalodon

Luigi and Mario live in the Andaman Sea and are a part of Queen Peaches kingdom.

Queen Peach looks like a pink jellyfish, I like that she's unexpectedly dangerous and often she floats down in the games so this gives the idea that she does! (Ps the Toads are also jellies but they're the useless ones, moon jellies)

Luigi looks mostly like a mahi mahi and Mario is more like a black and red Oscar fish, due to his aggressive nature and it's stocky build.

Bowser frequently makes trips through the Indian Ocean to find prospects for a mate for himself or land to claim as his, in this he's run into King Boo when he accidentally went too close to the Sundra Trench

One day when he was on the prowl Luigi saw him and he hid amongst the coral. Bowser is an impressive specimen after all and very intimidating, even if Luigi's pretty big himself

Luigi oggled him for a moment too long because eventually Bowser got the feeling he was being stared at, which isn't unusual, but he always gets a laugh at chewing the person out and smelling their fear.

Darting his head around he spots Luigi and Luigi hids away behind some coral trying to quietly escape the situation. The toads quickly scrambled away upon noticing Bowser praying not to be his next snack.

Unfortunately for everyone it's shark mating season and Bowser took this as playfulness. He was going out to find Peach again to ask if she would be his mate again.

Bowser quickly caught him and blocked him in. Luigi gulped and got hot in the face staring up at the impressive shark.

Bowser gazed back down eyes starting to go black, before shaking his head and licking his lips. "What were you staring at shrimp?" he practically growled.

"P-please don't eat me." Luigi begged. "That depends on your reason for staring." Bowser placed one hand beside Luigi's head, inching forward. "Because if it's the right one I'll eat you in a way you'll love."

Looking back up into Bowsers eyes he notices them blown wide, not fully gone yet, but definitely close. He swallows and admits he was staring because he thought he was attractive.

That was all Bowser needed to take him back to his castle. He could ask questions later. "What are you doing?!" Luigi yelled now in the sharks arms as Bowser swam swiftly back to his kingdom, but he could barely hear him.

"Staring is rude, especially when you're staring at a king, so I'm going to punish you and then claim you." He growled swimming faster. Luigi honestly didn't mind the possessive situation he was in, in fact it was rather... attractive?

He never felt safe in his life, but he certainly does now. Though he was concerned about how Mario would react to his being gone and the way he was sure to be told by the toads, dramatic group they are.

Anyways they get back and... things happen

Time goes on and Luigi misses home and Bowser says he can't go because I love Beauty and the Beast.

The Koopa kids are a great distraction they even talk about possibly getting another sibling, there's no shortage of abandoned mermaids purses around the Kingdom.

Bowser takes care of Luigi's needs, anything but his freedom. After a panic attack from being introduced to the Kingdom and having split reactions Bowser promises to always be there to protect him and take care of him.

Despite this Luigi still misses Mario and his old life terribly so eventually he convinces Bowser to let him leave anytime he pleases if he promises to come back to marry Bowser.

Mario can't find the castle until he comes across Luigi after Bowsers ultimatum. Bowsers kids start to tell him that this is a terrible idea and he starts to second guess.

Luigi tells Mario the barebones of his time there, not that he's fallen in love, not of the amazing family he's grown into, not any of these because his nerves are running so high.

He finally spills that once he goes back he will marry Bowser and he wants Mario to be a part of the wedding. Mario is Pissed. He quickly goes to beat Bowsers ass, nothing goes well

Bowser and Mario fight and after evading most of Marios attacks he finally breaks and fights back, but accidentally hurts Luigi in the process.

He's so broken over this he tells both of them to leave forever and not to come back. With tears Luigi leaves and Mario follows, with questions and residual rage.

They both become depressed and nothing helps. Luigi becomes incredibly anxious and wishes Bowser to come and wisk him away again. Luigi finally decides after a week of nightmares he's going there to be with him.

He explains everything to Mario and leaves, Mario follows just in case

Bowuigi reconcile and kiss and love happily ever after❤️

Okay so I think that's every thought I have on it. Please ask questions about the world! I loved writing this and if anyone wants to add or write anything for it go for it!!