Heartbreak High Spoilers - Tumblr Posts

only aussies are going to understand this reference and how funny it is 🤣🤣🤣

One thing I love about Heartbreak High as an Australian is cause I knew everyone in the show, like I knew an eshay with complex feelings like CA$H, I knew hypersexual queer students like Darren, I had a shitty PE teacher who was a misogynist. All of the characters just feel so real.

Even some of the drama feels typical like we didn't quite have a sex map but everyone knew what everyone else was doing, we went and had parties everywhere with under-age drinking, spiked punch at formal was the norm.

The ace talk

The first reaction of the partner: they think you are afraid.

They think that they aren’t attractive enough, that it’s on them.

They think you never tried it (because if you did, you’ll “see the light” somehow).

New assumption: the sex you had before was bad.

The way it’s impossible to explain to someone that you see colors when they don’t (or that you don’t see colors when they do).

…And to explain that you like the non-sexual part of the romantic relationship

And then, with all the informations you gave them, they now have to choose if it could be enough for them.

first episode darren asks cash why he sticks around school when he could easily drop out and be fine. Cash says he "has his reasons"

last episode cash runs to darren to confess that he's loved them since year 8...... cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool im normal im fine (im sweaty and crying)

darren’s mom kicking them out because their queerness is ‘too much’ for her to handle in 1x01 vs. quinni asking them in 1x07 if she’s too much and them going, “yeah. but you’re my too much” — because the greatest act of love, in darren’s book, is to let a person be unequivocally themselves in their presence, and cherish them all the more for it. because that’s not what they got at home, so they want to be that safe place for other people, i-

heartbreak high rant - spoilers ahead

let me just start off by saying I absolutely love this show (have watched it twice already) and I cannot wait for season 2.

- this show is one of the rare ocassions where i adore the main character so fucking much - amerie is the main girlie of the main girlies.

- i love malakai and thats besides is charming smile and good looks. i think he's genuinely a very likable character and we also get to see his vulnerable side/insecurities and difficulties and i love that despite everything he's still a good guy.

- don't know if this is deemed unpopular but im my humble opinion dusty and harper were a good couple UNTIL they did what they did to malakai.. i do think they took advantage of him and honestly after that i could not stand to look at them at all.

- harper shouldve also eventually been held accountable for the map.

- i cannot lie and say i have any love for harper (in the beginning she was so annoying and did many fucked up things) but i do feel bad for what she went through with those boys and her father and i am glad she was finally able to open up and rekindle her friendship w amerie.

- spider should have stayed the way they depict him in the last episode cause he was sweet to amerie but I GUESS what happened in amerie's room was a punch at his ego so he started acting like a little bitch baby.

- CASH MY DEAR SWEET CHILD CASH!!! i want no hate towards this man or nothing had to ever happen to him. love him w my entire heart.

- cannot wait for more darren and cash in season 2 and i hope they can communicate more about they want, cash being ace and eachothers feelings.

- FUCK SASHA AND I HOPE QUINNI DOES NOT GIVE HER BITCH ASS ANOTHER CHANCE BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT DESERVE IT.

- i love quinni and daren's friendship so much. they are literally platonic soulmates.

- i feel bad for darren and their family situation - i feel like their parents should be there for them and show them that they care and shower them with the love they deserve!

- BACK TO THIS BITCH DUSTY. I LITERALLY CANNOT STAND HIM AND HIS COMMUNITY DICK HAVING ASS AT ALL.

- we need more of cash's nan in season 2 as well.

- the comedy and comedic timing in this show are golden and i found myself actually laughing as opposed to cringing as i usually do with shows that are geared towards gen z.

- ant i love him and he's funny but he needs better friends! lets get him on the malakai train and he can dump spider.

- OR we can get spider and ant less platonic more romantic iykyk (the scene in the office during the protest).

- for now though, i feel like amerie and malakai should stick to being friends, don't get me wrong i ship them but i think some space is what they need for now.

- MS. JOJO IS THE BEST UGH LOVE HER.

- did i mention i CANNOT stand dusty?

- srsly i cant.

- can we get malakai exploring his sexuality a bit more. thanks.

- missy's brother jai is an angel and i just wanna hug him.

- cash pls also drop your eshay friends!

- that's it? yea i think!