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People remember that Russia and Ukraine are still at war, right? And that trump has ties to Russia?
From what I understand of US politics the only viable options for president are Biden or trump, and that trump's popular enough to win even if he's in prison.
So who do you want to have americas backing? Israel, who can only succeed because the rest of the world let's them? Or Russia, who's a world superpower that owns nukes? (and also Israel because I highly doubt trump would stop supplying them with weapons)
(also, do you really want to let that guy get back in power? After his rigged election claims and everything else? Really?)
alright gang, let's do a fun little thought experiment.
which city would biden have to completely annihilate before you decide not to vote for him?
for the sake of this thought experiment, let's ignore actual real-world alliances between countries. it can be london, or paris, or athens, or barcelona, or rome, or berlin, or even an american city like new york or new orleans or los angeles or honolulu. this is all a hypothetical after all.
really consider it. if you're gonna bother to yap in my notes, at least try to engage with this question in good faith. imagine opening up the news, and you see that a bomb was dropped on this city, and then the bombs never stop. imagine you had a friend there. imagine you'd had a trip planned to meet them and see the sights. imagine every museum, every historical monument, every theatre, every university destroyed. imagine that one day, you lived in a world where this city existed, and the next, it has completely ceased to be. it's effectively been pompeii-ed out of our world entirely. there is no longer a big ben, or a parthenon, or a colosseum, or what have you. there is no longer that foreign musician you loved from this city. there are no longer sweet old grannies to share old family recipes from this part of the world. there is no longer the online friend you wanted to visit. there is no longer your vacation plans.
don't hit me with, "but it's netanyahu doing this," because israel would literally run out of ammunition in weeks without the US. don't hit me with, "but trump!" because that quite literally is not the fucking question.
which city has to completely cease to exist before you even consider that this system isn't ever going to work?
if you are still planning to vote for biden, then either a) biden could drop a nuke on any city on earth and it wouldn't be a dealbreaker for you, or b) in your mind, people and places are divided into ones that are acceptable to destroy and ones that are not. or at least, there are ones that are more acceptable to destroy than others.
come up with your answer and either realize you sound like a fascist and work to change it, or embrace that you are a fascist and stop lying to us about caring about people of color.
Reblogging this simply because I wanted to add that I think it’s really funny that Michael constantly makes fun of his age
I found this podcast episode with Michael Gruber and Tony Vierling! It’s really funny :)
First off the line:
Omega: *when she first meets Trix* you're a generation 1
Trix: now how did you know that
Omega: *grinning broadly* from the lines on your face
Trix: .....
Trix: *thoughts* did this kid just call me old
A few weeks later after Omega does the same to Rex:
Rex: do we really look that old
Trix: *sighs* kids can be brutally honest sometimes
Later at bracca:
Rex: this cruiser here is first off the line
Wrecker: *laughs* Just like you and Trix Rex
When Crosshair does it:
Crosshair: *smirking at Trix* keep up old man
Trix: *aiming a blaster at Crosshair* nobody would know, nobody *lowers his blaster* to bad I know his ghost would haunt me
TPoH: Update, anniversary and hiatus extension
New page is finished but arm is being extra weird, so I am not aiming to update next week and have called my physiotherapist to see what if anything I can do to speed up my recovery. In other news, it's the 11th anniversary of this very strange comic! Hurrah! That's... a lot of years. Thank you all for reading it for so long, and if you haven't perhaps now is a great time to start!
Read from the start here.
Update here on the TPoH website!
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You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls
my phone was a big stupid and didn't notify me AGAIN so this post is a day late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARFIELD!!!!!
Look at our boyyyyyyyyyyy! He is olddddddddddddd!