Hes Standing Right Behind Me Isnt He - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
i’m really funny on twitter to my audience of no one but you guys get my best stuff just bc i know it’s a bad idea to say it over there (like “bohm thinks cups are gay” and “his parents are embezzling from a charity” and “when he strikes out he looks like a terrified prey animal in the cage of his batting helmet”)
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i need to admit something to you all that i am afraid to say out loud
not in fear of judgement
but in fear He Is Listening
i thing castellanos has the most offputting vibes
he scares me
i know in reality he’s probably Very Nice
however
he has the gaze of a third degree murderer
who knows what he’s done
gotten away with it
and will kill again
he’s standing right behind me isn’t he
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